Million post thread

Eugene · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:26 am Post subject:

Kirov wrote:

Actually wasn't there only one dwarf in elder scrolls that was immortal and that was only because of a disease that let him live forever but every waking moment was agony?

Yeah, dude was in the realms of Oblivion when the whole battle of Red Mountain was going down. Comes back, gets Corpus and becomes bloated, so now he chills with Dunmer mages.

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:55 pm Post subject:

MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!!
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Draco · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:59 pm Post subject:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!!

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:04 pm Post subject:

Draco wrote:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!!

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Draco · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:15 pm Post subject:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

Draco wrote:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!!

Berry Punch · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:04 pm Post subject:

I feel slow.

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:08 pm Post subject:

Kirov wrote:

I feel slow.

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massive · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:35 pm Post subject:

Daily movement of flights around the world:

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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Hanna Banana · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:08 pm Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ab9e764D7cI
They made another trailer for it, hahaha.

Draco · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:41 pm Post subject:

Testicles.

That is all.

BarytaQ · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:59 pm Post subject:

Found yours yet?
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http://tf2b.com/profiles/76561197988317087
My pitiful backpack...
I'll still blow your ass up.

Erwin Rommel · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:33 pm Post subject:

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Berry Punch · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:47 pm Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1G6_3dTg0Q

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 12:00 am Post subject:

I want to make a gardening tool called a bro that would always need to be used before a hoe, that way if you're ever outside working with someone and they grab a hoe and are about to use it, you can yell "STOP!!" at the top of your lungs, slowly walk over with the bro in your hand, look them straight in the eyes without blinking, and say very sternly: "Bros before hoes man" and hand them the bro. Then a look of relief and gratefulness will sweep over their face as they can't believe they almost forgot, and you just turn around and walk away like a boss.
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Erwin Rommel · Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 12:31 am Post subject:

If the plural of ho is spelled hoes, why is the plural of bro spelled bros?
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