What do you eat?

massive · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:37 pm Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

Anyone eat healthy that isn't a shitty meal? lol

Fixed.

damn revisionists! and no, eating healthy equates to eating shitty pretty much
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

massive · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:37 pm Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

Anyone eat healthy that isn't a shitty meal? lol

Fixed.

damn revisionists! and no, eating healthy equates to eating shitty pretty much

EDIT: and then this timely post shared by trupairadocs ( http://laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/2013/05/ten-social-media-commandments.html ):

Quote:

Thou shalt not act all "healthier than thou" and post pictures of healthy food you're eating, or try to make us think that it's totally enjoyable. We all know that people who have switched to soy bacon from real bacon die a little with every piece they eat. So a status update that says "Totally loving my soy bacon. Nom nom nom!" is a lie, and an abomination in our eyes. So is the soy bacon. Also, don't say "nom nom nom" unless you're Cookie Monster.

Sub-Commandment 1a. If you have to tell people that your healthier substitute food is "just as good" as the original food, that's code for "I cry myself to sleep at night." I once saw someone post a photo of a watermelon "cake" — a large round piece of watermelon adorned with several kinds of fruit — with the caption, "Who needs cake?" My response: Everyone who isn't tricked into thinking that fruit is just as good as chocolate cake.

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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

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Stealth · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:42 pm Post subject:

Sadly, my curse. Everything healthy tastes horrible. I like strong bold flavors and it's hard to make veggies bold and be healthy.

Life of a southerner I reckon.
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Messy Recipe · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 6:24 pm Post subject:

It's okay, southerners draw their power from sugar-laden sweet tea.
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Erwin Rommel · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 6:44 pm Post subject:

I'll just leave this right here
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Eugene · Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 7:28 am Post subject:

How to cook southern food according to Paula Deen:

Step 1: Acquire all of the butter.
Step 2: Is there any butter left anywhere? At all? Take it!
Step 3: Overly butter everything and make sure to take the most unhealthy ingredients.
Step 4: Act Surprised when you get the betus.

Stealth · Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 1:21 pm Post subject:

Oh, 74? I can live with that.

/devours heart attack burger. Rawr

But remember my friends, Fry everything. It is the way to be a southern jedi.
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Berry Punch · Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:58 pm Post subject:

Over here it's apparently bake everything. Yes, it's as terrifying as it sounds.

amirelle · Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:53 pm Post subject:

Eugene wrote:

Step 4: Act Surprised when you get the betus.

Ha!

What makes me sad is that she and her sons are now promoting healthy eating. Bobby Deen has a show called "Not My Mama's Meals".

"Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later."

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