Hillarious Tattoo Idea

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:56 pm Post subject: Hillarious Tattoo Idea

So last night as me and my roommates were all lying in our beds, about to go to sleep, one of them out of nowhere just says "If I ever get married, I want my wife to get a tattoo of a ruler on her back so I can see how far I can shoot it"

I cried myself to sleep with tears of laughter
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massive · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:11 pm Post subject:

lol - shoulda gone for a yardstick
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Messy Recipe · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:32 pm Post subject:

If you're not hitting the wall, you're not shooting at all
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Vlad Piranha · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:58 pm Post subject:

I don't think anyone can ever top this.

I don't think it can be done.

Berry Punch · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:39 pm Post subject:

Not as amazing as wolverine riding rarity.. But it will do.

2shoes · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:33 am Post subject:

top person should be shot and the tattooist gets keelhauled bottom on its a chick
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tru.pairadocs · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:54 am Post subject:

Both of those tattoos involve MLP, pretty much any non MLP tattoo tops those.
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2shoes · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:00 pm Post subject:

but a chick with a MLP tat is well ok i mean it was for little girls and all
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Sparrow wrote:

...if pirates stays on bf1942 i'd hate to see the community grow even smaller, but i know i'll always be around and i hope the rest of you will too!

Special Jimmy wrote:

This mod is rightfully ours, and fuck everyone that stands in our way.

fair winds and following seas, lil shoes 8/3/94-6/23/09

atatme · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:30 pm Post subject:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

Both of those tattoos involve MLP, pretty much any non MLP tattoo tops those.

+1

Stealth · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:07 pm Post subject:

Now if Wolverine was maiming that pony...
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Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!

Berry Punch · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:59 pm Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

Now if Wolverine was maiming that pony...

SD TR!G · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:44 pm Post subject:

Tribal.

/thread

junkyard · Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:06 pm Post subject:

Oh god don't get me started on tribals

2shoes · Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:14 pm Post subject:

old skate bubby has his dead cat on his belly think of the monkey but with a better artist his looks real
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Sparrow wrote:

...if pirates stays on bf1942 i'd hate to see the community grow even smaller, but i know i'll always be around and i hope the rest of you will too!

Special Jimmy wrote:

This mod is rightfully ours, and fuck everyone that stands in our way.

fair winds and following seas, lil shoes 8/3/94-6/23/09

Berry Punch · Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:38 pm Post subject:

That monkey.. Oh wow..