Asian Professors

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:50 pm Post subject: Asian Professors

So yea, my one Asian professor for my Databases class is pretty much awesome. In the middle of his lecture today he decided to just stop and tell us this:

"The English language is probably one of the hardest languages to learn. That being said there are some tips you can remember to make it easier, for example:"

He proceeded to write the following on the board at which point we were confused:

Hero = Her + O

He then explained: "If you can make Her o-O-OH!!! then you are my Hero"

At which point we all burst out laughing and he continued where he left off in his lecture.
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Erwin Rommel · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:25 pm Post subject:

I've noticed that many asian professors tend to interject random shit like that.
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Berry Punch · Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:07 am Post subject:

Give that man an award damn it!

massive · Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:49 pm Post subject:

my chinese Chemistry lab assistant had absolutely no business being one. he was so incompetent w/ English that on more many occasions his advice was misinterpreted and chaos ensued. a couple of minor mishaps and the kicker was a semi-significant explosion - we all were thankful for eye protection that day! needless to say that was the last time i saw him 'working' in a lab
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RaidJTC · Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:24 pm Post subject:

Worst professor I've ever encountered was Asian. This kid asked to clarify the boundaries of the function we were dealing with and the professor answered in the form of writing the answer in programming language on the board that no one in the room could understand. That was the only thing he ever wrote down, the rest he told us to "Look up in the book". Thank god he was only a substitute professor, and only "lectured" like 3 times.

Stealth · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:45 am Post subject:

My worst teacher was one whom taught Physics. Class average: 20%.

Did he care? No. He kept on moving and adding to it. I dropped the class and found out later he just gave everyone remaining a B.

!FUCK
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Berry Punch · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:10 pm Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

My worst teacher was one whom taught Physics. Class average: 20%.

Did he care? No. He kept on moving and adding to it. I dropped the class and found out later he just gave everyone remaining a B.

!FUCK

He really had it out for you lawl

Stealth · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:18 pm Post subject:

Yeah. I laugh about it now. I retook the course and ended up actually learning Physics in which I could *half ass* some physic math in some coding programs.

Overall, it was a good thing I dropped it.
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