Don't Open Your Presents Early...

Bunny · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: Don't Open Your Presents Early...

This is hilarious! A mother arrested her 12 year old son because he opened a gameboy up early that was supposed to be a Christmas present.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,234638,00.html
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Messy Recipe · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject:

Sounds like some of my relatives.
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Raed · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject:

owned.
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Brutus · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject:

I remember peeking at a set of Star Trek phasers bought for my 8th birthday. My Mom took them back. *Not yours* Mad

arrested though? jeesh...
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AlMightyBob · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject:

Brutus wrote:

I remember peeking at a set of Star Trek phasers bought for my 8th birthday. My Mom took them back. *Not yours* Mad

arrested though? jeesh...

You fool, you should never remove them from their original packaging!
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firefox_71 · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:02 pm Post subject:

Amatuer, everybody knows you cut the tape with an Exacto knife.
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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:08 am Post subject:

That was actually quite sad... the kid was a hooligan, and his mother got him when she was only 15. Probably poor too. Sad

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RK-Mara · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:05 am Post subject:

63-year-old great-grandmother?

My dad is 55.
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AlMightyBob · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject:

RK-Mara wrote:

63-year-old great-grandmother?

My dad is 55.

It's perfectly possible, just quite uncommon.
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C y a n o s i s · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject:

27 year old mother
12 year old kid

She had him at 15 :\
No wonder he's such a badass.
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CountChocula · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:14 pm Post subject:

paaathetic
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ChrisT · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:32 am Post subject:

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firefox_71 · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

Olbermann had that story on the other night Laughing

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Drunken Monkey · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:26 pm Post subject:

err i dont recomend the ultra thins..........had one rip on me a wile back........i thank god every day when i remember that i was almost a father Shocked

also........use a lot of lube........no matter how ahh.......*** she may be
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ChrisT · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:56 pm Post subject:

Drunken Monkey wrote:

err i dont recomend the ultra thins..........had one rip on me a wile back........i thank god every day when i remember that i was almost a father Shocked

also........use a lot of lube........no matter how ahh.......*** she may be

You can't get much feeling with anything else, and damn son, how many hours into it were you?

btw this got graphic pretty quick. I guess I just have that effect on people. I can dance too

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