How do YOU like your TP?

Stealth · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: How do YOU like your TP?

I was sitting on the john and I started looking at my toliet paper. After looking closely, there's shapes on it! 0.0

It's a carnation from the side. First of all, why in the hell would you put an decoration on toliet paper that is barely visable, and even it was, it'd be too fancy to whipe your ass with. Like WTF? They're going to put a flower on some toliet paper for you to whipe with? Is that like a sick joke?

"Hey guys, let's take toliet paper and put some flowers on it. It'll be funny to watch people whipe themselves with fancy ass toliet paper."

But this brought about another question. What other designs are out there? 0.0 Candy? Leaves? Spaceballs the Movie?

What is your brand of toliet paper and what design do you whipe your ass to?
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Bunny · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject:

*Goes to look*

Mine has dashed hearts and flowers xD
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theboomboom · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject:

Boomboom doesn't care as long as it is 2-ply. 1 ply doesn't unravel as well...

But right now I think we have some generic POM 300 or something (no fancy designs)
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Wang Chung · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject:

1-ply is good for like emergency shit, but 2-ply is for anyone with a sense of class and a strong abhorration of stinky poop fingers.

The reason for the designs on the TP (I assume you mean the little soft bumps) is so that the TP does a better job of scraping the shit out of your ass and absorbing it better. Look @ paper towels and napkins for example. Some have simple dimples in them, whereas others are more complicated.

The larger more elaborate designs are a bit more cushiony than just simple dimples, that way it doesn't feel like you're rubbing a cheese grater across your buttcheeks when you go to wipe. Also notice that there is no one-ply TP with dimples.

TBH though, 2-ply really doesn't do the trick. I usually add some folds in.
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theboomboom · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject:

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2-ply is for anyone with a sense of class and a strong abhorration of stinky poop fingers.

Haven't you ever thrown tp into a tree man? Its gotta lot more uses than wipey wipey.
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Wang Chung · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject:

I would never waste 2-ply on that, though.
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SupaFly · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject:

Wang Chung wrote:

I would never waste 2-ply on that, though.

yeah, and the rolls you get are never big enough... you gotta jack the thousand foot roll out of the public bathroom to TP something right... bring a popcicle stick and/or paper clip & you should be able to jimmy the thing open & get the spare roll out (usually there isnt enough in the main one to bother with... and besides, im not THAT much of a dick to leave the next guy high & dry)
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:27 pm Post subject:

Gotta hate it when someone buys the cheap TP, the stuff that feels like crumpled construction paper. Ouch.
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MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

Stealth · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:40 pm Post subject:

xD That's exactly why I don't use the school's bathrooms sitting down. That and MANY other factors, but that's a biggest. I would rather go throughout the whole day and get constipated when I go home than to sit down in the school's bathrooms.

But if you've got an upset stomach... that's a whole 'nother ball game.
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:18 am Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

xD That's exactly why I don't use the school's bathrooms sitting down. That and MANY other factors, but that's a biggest. I would rather go throughout the whole day and get constipated when I go home than to sit down in the school's bathrooms.

But if you've got an upset stomach... that's a whole 'nother ball game.

Crapping at school or work is a hardcore game.
Rules are as follows

Whoever can crap fastest with the least ass touching the seat wins. Champion has the honor of leaving a floater.
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Speaking of that, I got a crap story to tell

today, I walk into the 2nd floor bathroom at school(3rd floor bathroom is locked because someone pissed all over the walls on purpose for the second time in a month) I walk into the bathroom, I smell a horid smell, and before I even have to look, I know the stall door is closed-it is. I hear a KUR-PLUNK. I stand against the urinal, which is right next to the stall, and and begin to piss as fast as I can.

"Travis?" I hear a spanish accented voice from the stall whisper

"Who's that?" I ask

"It's Rego, bro" a mexican friend of mine, very cool, and very stupid.

"How'd you know it was me?" I ask, unable to piss now, because I cant piss and talk at the same time

"Your shoes."

"You memorized my shoes?"

"Yea. Hey, what do you think I'm doing in here?"

"You're taking a crap, obviously, Rego."

"No I'm not, bro. I'm just sitting in here."

"With your pants around your ankles?"

".... Yes."

"We've all done that before"

KUR-PLUNK

I piss quickly and I get the fuck out of that mexican gas chamber. Damn buritos.
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

RK-Mara · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:46 am Post subject:

Mine has flowers. I hate those toilet papers in public toilets, cheapest you can get.
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Bunny · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:17 am Post subject:

@ Jimmeh's story...Aww we dont have fun stories like that in the girls restroom Razz

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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:24 am Post subject:

Hee hee. I have a crap story too.

When I was in Seville, some of us got really drunk one night and a friend of mine decided to take a dump at a bar. Turns out there was no more toilet paper at the men's room. So with his trousers around his ancles he decided to go get some at the ladies' room. Turns out there was somebody there... Confused

That wouldn't have been a problem if she hadn't started screaming. He had to pull'em back on and run to the toilet in the next bar!
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AlMightyBob · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:09 am Post subject:

lol at the stories
mine is thick but plain Surprised

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AxeBlind · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:15 pm Post subject:

Likewise Bob, no need for little pretty flowers and such.
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