Don't Watch Hellboy, it's really a large porno

ChrisT

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[19:05] -??????-??????�?? �: ho my gawd
[19:05] -??????- �???M�???: yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah boooooooooyyyyyyy
[19:05] -??????- �???M�???: sup
[19:06] -??????-??????�?? �: not much
[19:06] -??????-??????�?? �: chillin on siome chipolte
[19:06] -??????- �???M�???: nice
[19:06] -??????-??????�?? �: chewin my lip raw since my mouth is numb
[19:06] -??????- �???M�???: haha
[19:07] -??????- �???M�???: yea I'm just sittin here watching bad movies on TV
[19:07] -??????- �???M�???: jeepers creepers 2 ftl
[19:07] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:08] -??????-??????�?? �: what a terrible movie
[19:08] -??????-??????�?? �: I think i only saw the first
[19:08] -??????-??????�?? �: w/ the college boy n girl
[19:08] -??????- �???M�???: yea I dunno I never saw the first
[19:09] -??????- �???M�???: comcast is good about having 50 channels made especially for crap movies 24/7
[19:09] -??????- �???M�???: ooh
[19:09] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:09] -??????- �???M�???: but my baby's daddy is on
[19:09] -??????-??????�?? �: ?
[19:09] -??????-??????�?? �: wtf
[19:10] -??????- �???M�???: that gay black comedy with the fat gay who's name I can't remember
[19:10] -??????-??????�?? �: OMG
[19:10] -??????- �???M�???: anthony anderson
[19:10] -??????- �???M�???: thats it
[19:10] -??????-??????�?? �: ewww
[19:10] -??????- �???M�???: yea but after that
[19:10] -??????- �???M�???: scary movie 3 comes on
[19:11] -??????- �???M�???: oh and in just a sec
[19:11] -??????- �???M�???: hellboy comes on
[19:11] -??????-??????�?? �: is hellboy ne good?
[19:11] -??????- �???M�???: dunnno
[19:11] -??????- �???M�???: I'll find out
[19:12] -??????-??????�?? �: sm3 is overplayed
[19:12] -??????- �???M�???: yea
[19:12] -??????- �???M�???: it's on 3 channels right now
[19:12] -??????-??????�?? �: rofl
[19:13] -??????- �???M�???: oh wtf rofl
[19:13] -??????- �???M�???: hellboy is on the mystery channel
[19:14] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:14] -??????- �???M�???: comcast needs to get their genres straight if they're going to have 50 movie channels
[19:14] -??????-??????�?? �: I was just digging around with my tongue and found a piece of tortilla that I didn't even know was there Razz

[19:14] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:15] -??????- �???M�???: omfg
[19:15] -??????- �???M�???: I want your mouth
[19:15] -??????- �???M�???: I'm starving
[19:15] -??????-??????�?? �: ewww
[19:16] -??????-??????�?? �: and quoted....
[19:16] -??????- �???M�???: rofl
[19:21] -??????-??????�?? �: I took a bite of burrito and had to stop mid bite to make sure I wasn't biting my lib
[19:21] -??????-??????�?? �: lip*
[19:22] -??????- �???M�???: yea well, I was taking a shit earlier and had to stop mid extraction to make sure I wasn't shitting out a lung, cause I couldn't fucking breath
[19:22] -??????- �???M�???: e
[19:22] -??????-??????�?? �: ewww
[19:29] -??????- �???M�???: ok
[19:29] -??????- �???M�???: hellboy
[19:29] -??????- �???M�???: =
[19:29] -??????- �???M�???: weird
[19:29] -??????- �???M�???: like I don't see the point kind of weird
[19:29] -??????-??????�?? �: yea
[19:29] -??????-??????�?? �: qfe
[19:30] -??????- �???M�???: ok so I just saw the begining
[19:30] -??????- �???M�???: and it starts out in WW2
[19:30] -??????- �???M�???: and the german nazis have some freaky portal machine shit that would never have existed back then
[19:30] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:30] -??????- �???M�???: and this big ugly guy with some weird glove
[19:30] -??????- �???M�???: is doing some electrical shit to the machine
[19:31] -??????- �???M�???: so the US throws a nade at the machine (GG) and messes it up
[19:31] -??????- �???M�???: he gets sucked into the portal
[19:31] -??????- �???M�???: the machine blows up
[19:31] -??????- �???M�???: and they find this demon/devil/boy/sexgod
[19:31] -??????-??????�?? �: ROFL
[19:31] -??????- �???M�???: and call it hellboy
[19:31] -??????-??????�?? �: sexgod
[19:31] -??????-??????�?? �: I want 2 meet him
[19:31] -??????- �???M�???: haha
[19:32] -??????- �???M�???: ok so now like
[19:32] -??????- �???M�???: the dude with teh glove is back
[19:32] -??????- �???M�???: cause he just rose from the dead in this big pool of blood or something in the middle of antarctica
[19:33] -??????- �???M�???: and it's like in the 20th century I guess
[19:33] -??????-??????�?? �: LEWL
[19:33] -??????-??????�?? �: a nazi w/ an evil glove
[19:33] -??????- �???M�???: yea
[19:33] -??????- �???M�???: basically
[19:33] -??????- �???M�???: and it's really big
[19:33] -??????-??????�?? �: ROFl
[19:34] -??????- �???M�???: with electrical vibrators on the end of the finger tips or something
[19:34] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:34] -??????-??????�?? �: vibrators is g2 pwn the sex god
[19:34] -??????-??????�?? �: lemme rephrase that
[19:35] -??????-??????�?? �: The Evil Nazi with powerful electric vibrators as fingertips is g2 rape the Sex god (aka hellboy) in his asshole
[19:35] -??????- �???M�???: yea
[19:35] -??????- �???M�???: so now
[19:35] -??????- �???M�???: this random dude is in this golden nazi room
[19:35] -??????- �???M�???: with a big fish tank
[19:35] -??????- �???M�???: and it has the locness monster in it
[19:35] -??????-??????�?? �: lewl
[19:41] -??????- �???M�???: ok so now I figured out that hellboy and the locness monster are like batman and robin
[19:42] -??????- �???M�???: except the locness monster can read minds
[19:43] -??????-??????�?? �: Hooo Ha!
[19:43] -??????-??????�?? �: so hellboy knowes about the evil vibrators coming for his ass
[19:43] -??????- �???M�???: actually I dunno if he does or not
[19:44] -??????-??????�?? �: that sucks
[19:44] -??????-??????�?? �: mybe he needs to work onhis communication skills
[19:46] -??????- �???M�???: probably
[19:46] -??????- �???M�???: he just kind of moned last time I saw him
[19:46] -??????-??????�?? �: ROFL
[19:47] -??????-??????�?? �: this convo is so gettin posted Razz

[19:47] -??????- �???M�???: haha
[19:48] -??????- �???M�???: ok so now hellboy is chasing this demon monster thing with a very large tentacle
[19:49] -??????- �???M�???: who just ran into a group of clowns
[19:49] -??????-??????�?? �: rofl
[19:49] -??????- �???M�???: you remember the random dude who ran into the golden nazi house?
[19:49] -??????-??????�?? �: no
[19:50] -??????- �???M�???: ok well he just got owned by a car
[19:50] -??????-??????�?? �: ROFL
[19:50] -??????-??????�?? �: SPlat!
[19:50] -??????- �???M�???: totally
[19:50] -??????- �???M�???: he dide a flip and everything
[19:50] -??????-??????�?? �: hhaha
[19:51] -??????- �???M�???: lmao
[19:51] -??????- �???M�???: hell boy just got ran over by a train
[19:51] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:51] -??????- �???M�???: after being beaten over the head witha fire extinguisher by a policeman
[19:51] -??????-??????�?? �: people just don't like him
[19:52] -??????- �???M�???: LMAO
[19:52] -??????- �???M�???: tentacle guy just frenched hellboy, then caught on fire and exploded
[19:53] -??????-??????�?? �: OMFG I'm never g2 watch this movie
[19:53] -??????- �???M�???: dude you should totally watch it
[19:54] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:55] -??????- �???M�???: ahhh the nazi's are coming
[19:55] -??????- �???M�???: DUDE
[19:55] -??????- �???M�???: ITS A FUCKING NINJA NAZI
[19:55] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:57] -??????- �???M�???: I wanna be a ninja nazi when I grow up
[19:57] -??????-??????�?? �: lo,.
[19:57] -??????- �???M�???: he just sliced open like 7 guy's knees
[19:58] -??????- �???M�???: oooooooooooh
[19:58] -??????- �???M�???: the vibrator made the tentacle guy
[19:59] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[19:59] -??????- �???M�???: and ho my gawd
[19:59] -??????- �???M�???: hellboy has a ho
[20:00] -??????- �???M�???: and the ho can light her hand on fire
[20:00] -??????-??????�?? �: omg
[20:01] -??????- �???M�???: and all of her trees are wrapped in plastic wrap
[20:02] -??????-??????�?? �: dude that is fucked up
[20:02] -??????- �???M�???: totally
[20:02] -??????- �???M�???: and not only that
[20:03] -??????- �???M�???: but the tentacle laid eggs in hellboy
[20:03] -??????- �???M�???: and didn't even buy him a drink
[20:04] -??????-??????�?? �: lol
[20:05] -??????- �???M�???: DUDE THE HO IS ON FIRE
[20:05] -??????-??????�?? �: did she do it herself?
[20:06] -??????- �???M�???: yea I think so
[20:06] -??????- �???M�???: and she killed like 20 kids
[20:06] -??????- �???M�???: that were throwing rocks at her
[20:06] -??????-??????�?? �: wtf
[20:07] -??????-??????�?? �: mmm burrito
[20:07] -??????- �???M�???: yea well
[20:07] -??????- �???M�???: my parents are bringing me back some Golden Coral
[20:07] -??????-??????�?? �: eww
[20:08] -??????- �???M�???: all you can eat buffet's ftw
[20:08] -??????-??????�?? �: nio
[20:08] -??????-??????�?? �: bad steakss ftw
[20:08] -??????- �???M�???: nah I don't like their steaks either
[20:08] -??????- �???M�???: I usually get their Burben Street chicken
[20:08] -??????- �???M�???: its the shit
[20:09] -??????-??????�?? �: chicken is 3 women
[20:09] -??????- �???M�???: you sure about that?
[20:09] -??????-??????�?? �: 4 women
[20:09] -??????- �???M�???: nah
[20:10] -??????- �???M�???: btw, ninja nazi has bug eyes, and is making a mechanical hand
[20:10] -??????-??????�?? �: mty burrito was making me orgasm n i couldn't type properly
[20:10] -??????-??????�?? �: weird
[20:10] -??????- �???M�???: yep
[20:11] -??????- �???M�???: oh and the locness monster is swimming in the sewer
[20:12] -??????-??????�?? �: so he likes it dirty?
[20:12] -??????- �???M�???: evidentally he is a very dirty monster
[20:12] -??????- �???M�???: he met up with the nazi ninja down thur
[20:13] -??????-??????�?? �: but I rthought he was partners w/ kelloby
[20:13] -??????- �???M�???: yea he is
[20:13] -??????- �???M�???: but they got interupted by another tentacle
[20:14] -??????- �???M�???: started getting rough with mr locness
[20:14] -??????-??????�?? �: ewww'
[20:14] -??????-??????�?? �: rough n dirty in the sewers
[20:15] -??????- �???M�???: they are very, dirty, boys
[20:15] -??????-??????�?? �: thats pretty gross
[20:15] -??????- �???M�???: actually I'm surprising arroused right now
[20:16] -??????-??????�?? �: ewww
[20:16] -??????- �???M�???: dude there is like a group of nuns in the sub way
[20:16] -??????- �???M�???: with hellboy and a tentacle
[20:16] -??????- �???M�???: omg...
[20:16] -??????-??????�?? �: I dun even wanna know what happens
[20:17] -??????- �???M�???: dude, it's pretty hott
[20:17] -??????- �???M�???: thats right
[20:17] -??????- �???M�???: 2 t's
[20:17] -??????- �???M�???: h-o-t-t
[20:17] -??????-??????�?? �: lol

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RCSI · Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:40 am Post subject:

when i saw it i did not see porno
but it still sucks badly
make sure not to stand within 5ft of the movie in a rental store
it was still not as bad as stealth though

HB>Stealth
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