Let's hear your advice

Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:45 am Post subject:

Firefox' tips were good Smile

tic tacs are IMPORTANT, it's unbelievable how much it matters not to have bad breath. And my personal advice would be to get her tipsy, and you too for that matter. It'll be A LOT more fun that way.

Good luck!
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ChrisT · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:38 am Post subject:

tru it is straight up fun w/ a lil alchohal but if your g2 do it be carefull at Z dance.

Did anyone see the MTV prank where they spiked the punch(ppl had been drinking a lot before also) but like 75% of he kids at homecoming had to go to the hospitol for stomack pumps and a few died
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Cap'n Sprite · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:35 am Post subject:

OMG, how did I miss this thread.

It's simple man, if you want a hot girl, you gotta be hot also and be a good talker. If the girl isn't that pretty but she's pretty cool then she's not gonna care as much as the hot gilr of how you look or what you do.

Cause let's face it, in high school everythings stereotypical, you can be the coolest guy but if your on the computer club or something similar people are gonna think your a compter nerd, thus not helping you with the chicks. I play online games and I've been on a fucking clan for more than 1 year but I keep that as my little secret. Razz

Really who cares about bringing gifts to her parents. Just say hi act nice and be an ass kisser and say how lovely the mom looks yada yada. Then if you have a car its even better, pick up the girl, go the dance and after the dance you know what to do in the car.^_^

Also like Forn said, get her a few drinks it's easier. Smashed

Ohh and have a pack of dentyne ice, theres nopthing more nasty than bad breath and yellow teeth.
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theboomboom · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:24 am Post subject:

Slaughter wrote:

tru it is straight up fun w/ a lil alchohal but if your g2 do it be carefull at Z dance.

Did anyone see the MTV prank where they spiked the punch(ppl had been drinking a lot before also) but like 75% of he kids at homecoming had to go to the hospitol for stomack pumps and a few died

That is exactly why nerds shouldn't hang out by the punch bowl the whole time.
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AxeBlind · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:18 am Post subject:

Bah to all you sex starved strumpets.

Believe me the best thing to do is be a gentleman first time out, no booze, no trying to get in her pants, etc. Where the fuck has chivalry and manners gotten too? I'm quite ashamed at all the juvenile responses.
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:42 am Post subject:

AxeBlind wrote:

Bah to all you sex starved strumpets.

Believe me the best thing to do is be a gentleman first time out, no booze, no trying to get in her pants, etc. Where the fuck has chivalry and manners gotten too? I'm quite ashamed at all the juvenile responses.

Spoken like someone trying to make excuses for not getting any. Very Happy

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firefox_71 · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:44 am Post subject:

zing!!
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AxeBlind · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:13 am Post subject:

Zing away dear bastards, I don't care, that how I feel on the matter, and think it is much better advice than all that boozed up get laid immediately crap, call me old fashioned, but I don't like loose women or loose men for that matter, like yall said it is about the chase, and if you hit paydirt 1st date or even the next few after that well.....

You may be a sex god, more likely you have a ho. Pretty sad yall have to keep pickin on someone half your age or close enough, besides I can take all you have and more, verbal abuse from you guys is like gettin in a pillow fight with a baby. Very Happy

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firefox_71 · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:30 am Post subject:

we aren't that damn much older than you, bastard Razz

'cept Rally and Bazooka Laughing

nah, i know what you are saying, bro.....if you'll notice, i gave him instruction on procedure for a lady not a ho Wink

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firefox_71 · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:30 am Post subject:

we aren't that damn much older than you, bastard Razz

'cept Rally and Bazooka Laughing

nah, i know what you are saying, bro.....if you'll notice, i gave him instruction on procedure for a lady not a ho Wink

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K9 Carlos · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:41 am Post subject:

AxeBlind wrote:

Zing away dear bastards, I don't care, that how I feel on the matter, and think it is much better advice than all that boozed up get laid immediately crap, call me old fashioned, but I don't like loose women or loose men for that matter, like yall said it is about the chase, and if you hit paydirt 1st date or even the next few after that well.....

You may be a sex god, more likely you have a ho. Pretty sad yall have to keep pickin on someone half your age or close enough, besides I can take all you have and more, verbal abuse from you guys is like gettin in a pillow fight with a baby. Very Happy

I just fuc'n w/ ya. Reason I ended up wiht my wife is because I had to chase her. She was teh first one to give me a hard time and turn me away (she couldn't stand me much when we first met). I kid with her that she finally went out with me just to get me to leave her alone.
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

chipsahoy · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:39 pm Post subject:

What a touching story, the new kinder gentler side of k9 Smile

I am thinking though now he is looking at slutty girl, probably not looking for a wife, lol. Just be yourself, not youself when you are around friends but who you really are and she will be having a great time. Breath mints definitely plus Smile

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AxeBlind · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject:

I wasn't really talkin to you about the previous stuff Fox, but you are an old biatch anyway Very Happy

I like gum, green gum, that is wintergreen or spearmint, peppermint aint my game. Either way green mints or green gum, nice breath is good.
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massive · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject:

Bottles of Scope all around - for those looking for a lady or a ho, equally appreciated. Wink

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captain morgan · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:07 pm Post subject:

AxeBlind wrote:

Bah to all you sex starved strumpets.

Believe me the best thing to do is be a gentleman first time out, no booze, no trying to get in her pants, etc. Where the fuck has chivalry and manners gotten too? I'm quite ashamed at all the juvenile responses.

For real. I'm not saying theres anything wrong with having a few drinks, or getting laid on the first date, but you shouldn't act like thats what your trying to get. Be polite, and take the time to listen to what she has to say, and rock the breathmints and I'm sure things will go fine.
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