Post a joke

Reaper247 · Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:19 pm Post subject: Post a joke

arrr i saw that there arnt too many posts up ere so i though ye should post any random joke here and make us laugh xD Very Happy

Roscoe · Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:23 pm Post subject:

50 Cent walks in on Eminem knitting a sweater, he says Gee You Knit?
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Vlad Piranha · Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:42 pm Post subject:

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good,” said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"

"Our family farms too, but we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Lucy."

Johnny do you have a story to share?"

"My Aunt Linda was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey as she parachuted down so it wouldn’t break when she hit the ground and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun and when she ran out of bullets, she killed twenty more with the machete. When the blade broke, she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, “What kind of moral did your daddy teach you with that horrible story?"

"Don't mess with my Aunt Linda when she’s been drinking."

Drunken Monkey · Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:06 pm Post subject:

C-130 rollin down the strip, GSM CO is gunna take a little trip, stand up, buckle up, and shuffle to the door, jump right out and shout MARINE CORPS, if my chute dont open wide, i got another one by my side, if that chute dont open to, ill hit the ground before you do
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