Real World Strategy

Brutus · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:36 am Post subject: Real World Strategy

PERHAPS THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER TOLD.

Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Minnesota. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his car, switched the wipers on and off, tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches then reversed and parked again as more patrons drove off. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to driving slowly down the street.

The police officer having patiently waited all this time, now promptly pulled the man over. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no alcohol consumption at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man. "I'm the designated decoy."
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SupaFly · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:31 am Post subject:

dont drive without your DD
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anonymousity · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:00 am Post subject:

Hahaha! I wonder if that might actually work Smile

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K9 Carlos · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:29 am Post subject:

Thats when you get charged with POP (Pissing off Police).
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Messy Recipe · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:55 pm Post subject:

Ee, one of my favorites!

and this:
http://www.macdermott.net/pics/DUIStop.wmv
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ABC News wrote:

Birds can disable planes, Ostrom said, by flying into the engines and shutting them down.

Brutus · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject:

USAF 777 wrote:

Ee, one of my favorites!

and this:
http://www.macdermott.net/pics/DUIStop.wmv

Hahahaha! Thats the shiznit I THINK I can do when I am drunk. It was like watching a self-prophecized fairy tail unfold before me. Very Happy

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K9 Carlos · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject:

Thats from Reno 911.

When I was still a po-po (thats ghetto for police) I used to love the funny drunks we'd stop. They knew they were shit faced and in the wrong and just tried to make ya laugh. I had one old guy that already had about 5 previous DUI on his record. I stopped him and asked how he was. He says, "I'm drunk." I asked how much he had and his reponse was, "too many." I tried to get him to do sobriety tests just in case when he came to court his story changed but all he would say was, "what do we need to do those for? i told you I'm drunk." You can't argue with that logic.
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:26 am Post subject:

K9 Carlos wrote:

Thats when you get charged with POP (Pissing off Police).

I knew that could happen Sad

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