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Drunken MonkeyHooked.On.Phonics Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Location: OK
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:02 pm Post subject: what is monkey doing? |
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ok first of i want to apoligise for all the miss spellings that are going to end up here. i am on a crapy comp with a 19kbps con and a crapy keebord with stuborn hard to press keys and no micro word soooooo back to the topic
for a few weeks now you have probley been wondering, where is the monkey?....and if you have not, i will post this any way. so deal with it
i have been transferd to a place far a way from my other home...a place with out any comp games, and with realy crapy internet. i came here to make some money over the summer (wich i have) but there are no neibors, and i got this pad all to myself....and i have no car.....and the boat engin is dead (i am working on it) any way what i am geting at is that there is no one to hang out with an verry litle to do...
as a resalt i have gone part red neck. i have gone red neck to the degry that i often find myself walking around the 3 acer + property with a gun lots of ammo and a dog for entertainment.....
oh and if i cant snipe well in game, i can at least in life. this week i have shot 4 rabits (no offence bunny) 2 squerls and 2 ground hogs from range... i also have large fires where i burn pretty much any dead wood i can find in either the water or in the near by woods. all i can say is that in one of the fires i made 20 bricks just to see if i can do it....any way as you can see by my aimless babeling that i am verry bord and need some people to hang with and do somthing.....
oh i also solo saild a few miles out into the chesepeek and back home....i have run out of things to do.... any ideas? _________________ YAT YAS
if You Ain't Tracks, You Ain't Shit
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Cap'n SpriteCrazy Puertorican Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: [-Puerto Rico-]
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Well it's always better to have better aim, in Real Life, than in game _________________
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CountChoculaWarning- may cause CountChoculitis Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Location: sittin on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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any ideas? ...... brush up on spelling? lol
just kidding... but seriously
j/k for serious
try making a canoe out of a tree, that'll keep ya busy _________________
Quote: | [20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: we'll aim for bender
[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: but use a lot of napalm
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Drunken MonkeyHooked.On.Phonics Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Location: OK
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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...........any FUN ideas? _________________ YAT YAS
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ChrisTJohn JamesonJoined: 16 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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burn more stuff, see if you cant get a wildfire started, now think of all the fun that would be.
BTW did i mention I am a little bit of a pyro, just a lil.
Oh you must have gasoline, try burning it on the water, and in dif. shapes and letters, you know, all kindsa stuff. _________________ Submit to Milky Way
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K9 CarlosOld Fart Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Behind You
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Slaughter wrote: |
BTW did i mention I am a little bit of a pyro, just a lil. |
FIRE FIRE !
Thats why we get along so good. I got them to send me to the Fire Academy so I could walk around in the shit. _________________ -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos
SupaFly wrote: | barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days |
Quote: | I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. |
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ChrisTJohn JamesonJoined: 16 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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This past weekend we took filled a coke can with gasoline and lit the top on fire, everything was going fine till we decided that it was just comin outta top to slow, and wasn'tr g2 explode, so some1, im not g2 say any names.... Kicked the can over, spewing fiery gasoline trails everywhere. Great Fun we couldnt stomp that shit out, so we just let it burn _________________ Submit to Milky Way
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K9 CarlosOld Fart Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Behind You
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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I honestly think Monkey's spelling is getting worse as time goes on.
_________________ -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos
SupaFly wrote: | barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days |
Quote: | I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. |
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Drunken MonkeyHooked.On.Phonics Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Location: OK
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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cool pirate pyros
one of my life goles as a historian and a pyro is to find the resepy for greek fire...i am getting close...just need to ask some people in the military about somthing we did in ww2. i think one of the ingrediants might be the missing one i need to finish the mix but i cant be shure...just sounds a lot like what the anchents said about the greek napalm. oh and it ant napalm that i am talking about just to be clear.
any way i only have 1/4 gallon of gass left and that is not even enough to get the lawn trimed wich i need to do next week...so that is out....i do have lots of other little goodys though. but the cost gaurd might think i need help if i use them
i am plaining on makeing a new batch of black powder soon..i gues i could order some more salt peater and get started early
i could also go fishing for some striper (this aria is one of the best fishing grounds on the east coast) but i would have to get some squid some how....
any way, any more ideas? im sort of despret here. _________________ YAT YAS
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ChrisTJohn JamesonJoined: 16 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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I heard if you fill a styrophome cup w/ gasoline and lite it, it is a lot like napaam, havn't tried it yet, that is this weekends expiriment _________________ Submit to Milky Way
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CountChoculaWarning- may cause CountChoculitis Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Location: sittin on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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well.. you could always dig a hole and trap animals (or people...) in it... then, in the spirit of Slaughter, LIGHT THEM ON FIRE! WHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... that'd be fun... _________________
Quote: | [20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: we'll aim for bender
[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: but use a lot of napalm
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Stealth▲RAWR TRIANGLE RAWR▲ Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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animal abuse! _________________ Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!
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SupaFlyGunner Fan Club President Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: sunnydale mental institution (for the mentally unstable) ((like me)) (((supa)))
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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no such thing when ppl arent lookin stealth _________________
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Stealth▲RAWR TRIANGLE RAWR▲ Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Stealth is always watching... unless it's unpleasent _________________ Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!
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SupaFlyGunner Fan Club President Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: sunnydale mental institution (for the mentally unstable) ((like me)) (((supa)))
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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burning someone alive is nice.... i use it to fall asleep to all the time... so soothing _________________
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