Surrender to the superior candy

ChrisT · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:13 pm Post subject: Surrender to the superior candy

Despite many years of peace, milky way has grown tired of inferior candy production. Several candy corn and candy cane factories have fallen to the blitzkrieg, drastically affecting their production for the holiday season.

prepare for destruction:

brought to you by the butterfinger defense force
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Submit to Milky Way

RCSI · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:28 pm Post subject:

The pure milky substance that no others offer!

Recent convert to the Cadbury Way.
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Remove the lid of this barrel, for there be Rum inside!

Erwin Rommel · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:19 pm Post subject:

Bow before the might of Swedish Fish. Otherwise, you'll end up like the guy on the left.

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Messy Recipe · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:35 pm Post subject:

The might of peanut butter will consume you all!

BTW the candy wars will be fought for the pleasure of the deity of candies, Hershey's Classic Caramels with Chocolate Creme filling:

These candies are our deity because they were better than anything ever made, and are impartial because they stopped producing them.
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Stealth · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:42 am Post subject:

Gotta go with Reese's. And I want some bad.... at fucking 2 am in the morning.
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Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!

G_Gunner · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:28 am Post subject:

and for my non holiday candy

Fear the corn

massive · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:17 am Post subject:

I'm not sure if it actually has chicken in it, but as a kid I believed it did...was my favorite chicken
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Stealth · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:49 pm Post subject:

Because of USAF, I went to the store and bought a shit ton of Reese's products.
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Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!

massive · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:50 am Post subject:

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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

atatme · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:15 pm Post subject:

atatme · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:17 pm Post subject:

massive wrote:

...was my favorite chicken

anonymousity · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:35 pm Post subject:

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