got my ass kicked figured i'd tell the tale

anonymousity

So gentlemen I must share with you this weeks events.

two nights ago a man caught me texting his girlfriend behind his back (yet with him in the room) and he proceeded to sucker punch me in the face, breaking my jaw on the first punch. I turned his way and took another one to the center of my jaw, breaking it there too. I managed to wrestle him down for a little bit before he was subdued by some other people and I managed to drive my bloody ass to the hospital where I currently write this post.

They fucking wired my mouth shut to fix the broken jaw (my right side was completely loose) so no "speaking" for a while. No solid foods for a month.

Figured I'd let you guys know. The kid was on drugs and drunk, and just blindsided me when I couldn't even see it. Fucking pussy. Trust that my long list of hard mother fuckers know about this and if the police don't handle it to my high expectations, I will personally. Some week eh?
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RCSI · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:35 am Post subject:

Egads. Hope you have a quick recovery and an even faster payback.
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Hirmuinen · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:05 pm Post subject:

Wow, unbelievable.

One night some guy approached us while we were sitting on a bench and tried to hit one of us but missed. He had been hovering the place totally out of his mind and did it without anything triggering the event. These messed up people are fucking scary.

Get well.
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Tawxic · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:29 pm Post subject:

I hope you get better and hopefully his girl breaks up with him.

RaidJTC · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:39 pm Post subject:

lol yeah seriously. What kind of idiot would get into a fight just because of some texts. I guess it depends on the texts though. Wink

Stealth · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:24 pm Post subject:

Lawsuit. Get some dough yo. Then kick his ass.
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Brutus · Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:27 am Post subject:

ouch. Rum through a straw. Wink

Good luck!
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Wang Chung · Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:37 pm Post subject:

You're not the first bro I've heard of getting a broken jaw from a sucker punch. FUCK that dude.
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Cap'n Sprite · Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:51 pm Post subject:

pussy is some dangerous thing bro. it can be capable of giving you some of your best times ever but at the same time it can (indirectly) break your jaw.

hope ur ok though
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Messy Recipe · Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:13 pm Post subject:

Damn, saw this on FB yesterday; didn't know you'd already posted the story here....fuck that guy. Are you still associated with your university? If so they probably have free legal stuff you can use to fuck him over in civil and criminal court.

Also, you should post the dude's name in the Bay.
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massive · Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:44 pm Post subject:

Sorry nony. Too bad we aren't all geographically closer or it might already be taken care of.

Speedy recovery man.
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theboomboom · Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:29 pm Post subject:

Sucks man, wishing you all the best for a full and speedy recovery!

The no solid foods thing would kick my ass, I had to do it for a few days following my wisdom teeth operation so I know it is no fun...
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ChrisT · Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:56 pm Post subject:

Any progress / Story update? Hope you are doing/feeling better by now.
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anonymousity · Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:56 pm Post subject:

I get the jaws off on Thursday. CANNOT WAIT TO EAT TONS OF EVERYTHING. You guys try going a month and a half without solid food.

And I've been banging that girl the whole time jaw clamp and all Laughing

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Wang Chung · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:00 am Post subject:

Nice dude, I will be drinking my ass off so I will surely have one for you. I hope there's a buffett at Pizza Slut.
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