Joke Thread

massive · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject:

Comradekil wrote:

here's my favorite anti-semitic joke

how many jews fit in an SUV 3 in the back 2 in the front and 1 in the ashtray...

hmm, should i have not posted this? if offended write a letter to

I dont give a f*ck
223 w. 900 n
Decatur Indiana 46733

Nice, you've now allowed up to pinpoint your location. It does seem to match up with your ip address, too.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=223+E+900+N,+Decatur,+IN+46733&ll=40.878997,-84.933929&spn=0.013012,0.036521&t=k
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Wang Chung · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject:

223 E 900 N, Decatur, IN 46733 eh? The home of Count Chocula. Sweet.
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Comradekil · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject:

yup you're all welcome to come and visit, just dont expect to leave.
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AxeBlind · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:15 am Post subject:

I'll visit, and I will have sex with you.
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massive · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject:

That's sick Axe, you have spent waaay too much time in the barrel!

BTW, I think i still have your address, want me to post a map to your house too? You wouldn't be in as much danger now that Rallly's gone...
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

AxeBlind · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject:

The fact you still have it scares me Very Happy

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massive · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject:

AxeBlind wrote:

The fact you still have it scares me Very Happy

Wanna see something scary, look outside Twisted Evil

btw, I'm a pack rat, never know when you're gonna need a tidbit here or there...
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Stealth · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When...

You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.

When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB"

You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

You have dreams in "glowing edges"

You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.
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Wang Chung · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:48 pm Post subject:

The other day I was reading a book. I was curious as to how many times the word "sex" was in this horni book. So I closed the book and then realized I didn't have google toolbar Sad