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AxeBlind
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Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Location: On a falconet, me preciousssss
PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:31 pm 
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Shaved balls mean a rash and peculiar odors.

RK, word of warning, never ever visit the forums within 1 hour of a meal.
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Cap'n Sprite
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Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:40 pm 
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AxeBlind wrote:
Shaved balls mean a rash and peculiar odors.


Dear Axe, that's what he soap is for. ^_^

countbitchula wrote:
OooO shaved balls!!! its only polite, im sure ur woman thanks u muchly!


See motherfuckers? Women like their men's balls bald as a cucumber.
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Special Jimmy
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Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Location: Tied to a Cinder block at the bottom of the ocean
PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:46 pm 
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Spirte's women may thank him.


But when the night is over, he still has to pay them.
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countbitchula
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Joined: 09 Jan 2009
PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:25 pm 
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peculiar odors?!?!

soo u sniff ur fingers after u scratch?

and yes shavies are awesome!!
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Cap'n Sprite
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:06 pm 
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But when the night is over, he still has to pay them.


After I'm through with them they don't charge me a penny. BUAHAHAHAHHAA! Twisted Evil
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Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:41 pm 
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Special Jimmy wrote:
Spirte's women may thank him.


But when the night is over, he still has to pay them.


PWNT
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:12 pm 
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After I'm through with them they don't charge me a penny. BUAHAHAHAHHAA! Twisted Evil[/quote]

theres always a price my friend, always......
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:06 pm 
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gah, so much to say! Scruples retention ftl... Sad
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AxeBlind
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Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:56 pm 
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Cap'n Sprite wrote:
AxeBlind wrote:
Shaved balls mean a rash and peculiar odors.


Dear Axe, that's what he soap is for. ^_^

countbitchula wrote:
OooO shaved balls!!! its only polite, im sure ur woman thanks u muchly!


See motherfuckers? Women like their men's balls bald as a cucumber.


That won't stop a rash.

And a week later it is back, angry and thicker.

Wow I give out way too much info, boy is it fun.
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Cap'n Sprite
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:08 pm 
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Don't use rusty Gillete's. Razz
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CountChocula
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Joined: 16 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:33 pm 
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Don't use rusty Gillete's. Razz


Yeah, real men use straight razors. The hair won't grow back when your body knows there's a 93% chance of self-castration.
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Special Jimmy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:09 am 
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AxeBlind wrote:
Cap'n Sprite wrote:
AxeBlind wrote:
Shaved balls mean a rash and peculiar odors.


Dear Axe, that's what he soap is for. ^_^

countbitchula wrote:
OooO shaved balls!!! its only polite, im sure ur woman thanks u muchly!


See motherfuckers? Women like their men's balls bald as a cucumber.


That won't stop a rash.

And a week later it is back, angry and thicker.

Wow I give out way too much info, boy is it fun.



As for the rash, body wash yourself afterwards. Not from any experience, but its most convenient for me to shave my face in the shower, but I get razor burn pretty bad if i dont wash my face pretty well after i shave.
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Cap'n Sprite
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:34 am 
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Talking about body wash soaps, I just bought an Adidas one and man that shit smells great. The feeling after washing my balls with that is indescribable. It's like a mountain breeze going through me balls. ^_^
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:39 am 
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I got icy hot on my balls once after a workout once. That was very describable. :/

I ended up "cooling" them in the submarine's salt water toilets. Laughing

Funny now, teh suck at the time...
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AxeBlind
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:06 am 
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Special Jimmy wrote:
AxeBlind wrote:
Cap'n Sprite wrote:
AxeBlind wrote:
Shaved balls mean a rash and peculiar odors.


Dear Axe, that's what he soap is for. ^_^

countbitchula wrote:
OooO shaved balls!!! its only polite, im sure ur woman thanks u muchly!


See motherfuckers? Women like their men's balls bald as a cucumber.


That won't stop a rash.

And a week later it is back, angry and thicker.

Wow I give out way too much info, boy is it fun.



As for the rash, body wash yourself afterwards. Not from any experience, but its most convenient for me to shave my face in the shower, but I get razor burn pretty bad if i dont wash my face pretty well after i shave.


Interesting. I almost never get razor burn on my face, but I use after shave immediately after shaving. I cannot shave in the shower, no mirror and I must have one so I don't whack off my stache, goatee, or burns. I also tend to slice open my face.

I've found that good smelling shampoos help other things Wink
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