I Now Officially HATE the Internet!

Angel Of Death

I think we can all agree that the internet has done more good than harm. Sure it has its problems, but all in all I'm glad the internet is here... that was until I saw the 2 girls 1 cup video. For those of you that have not heard of the video until now, consider yourself lucky. Me just telling any of you about it will ruin your day probably. Basically, this all started about twenty minuets ago. I saw a video of Kermit's reaction to the video on you tube, and noticed there are almost a million different "reaction videos" to 2 girls 1 cup. I thought "hey, these are kinda funny I wonder what all the hype is about?" So I did a little research, finding blog after blog saying not to watch the god forsaken thing, but me being the dumb ass that I am, I finally found it. Now, before I go on I just want to say, I've seen some pretty fucked up things in my life (most of it on the internet), but this one has to take the "HOLY SHIT DID I JUST SEE THAT" cake. This video is sooo bad, I only watched 30 seconds of it. I also know, it gets much much worse than what I saw. I'm just interested if any of you have seen the video, and how far you got in it?

Now, I'm not going to explain what it is or post a link to it (yeah, its that bad). If anyone else does, thats fine. I just ask that you DO NOT watch it... at all! I know you probably think your some tough person... but your not, trust me. I guarantee that if you manage to even watch all of it, and you don't cut your eyes out, you will never what to surf the net again.
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-To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it

AlMightyBob · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:03 pm Post subject:

Must. Resist. Curiosity.
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:59 pm Post subject:

He speaks the truth, DON'T watch it. And if you do watch it, DON'T eat before you do because you will throw it all back up.
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-=|CT|=- K9 Carlos

SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Angel Of Death · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject:

K9 Carlos wrote:

He speaks the truth, DON'T watch it. And if you do watch it, DON'T eat before you do because you will throw it all back up.

Tell me K9, how far did you get into the hellish nightmare known as 2 girls 1 cup?

As I said before, I will not post a link to the video, but I suppose if you are curious you can take a look at the Kermit video that I first saw. Its funny and if Kermit can't take... no one can!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic
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-To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it

Nugget · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject:

my girlfriend saw it and showed me and i knew what was coming, but it still catches you wayyyy off guard. I think i looked away a few times but i saw the whole thing. It was just pure nastiness and i totally just ate pizza before i watched it.
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CountChocula · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:08 am Post subject:

My friend always thought it was funny to send me links to 4chan through tinyurl... man, the stuff I have seen...

Luckily, this "2 girls 1 cup" isn't in my repitoire of horrible horrible memories.
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:04 am Post subject:

The John Mayer Funny or Die version is the furthest I'll take it. I heard about this a while ago, but it sounded way too much like tubgirl for me to even consider it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOg8NWHtkpM
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

RK-Mara · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:34 am Post subject:

Must... resist...

EDIT: I heard there's even another called 2girls1finger.
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RCSI · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

Hopefully this doesn't start to become like rickrolled or whatever.
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject:

Angel Of Death wrote:

K9 Carlos wrote:

He speaks the truth, DON'T watch it. And if you do watch it, DON'T eat before you do because you will throw it all back up.

Tell me K9, how far did you get into the hellish nightmare known as 2 girls 1 cup?

When the dining began. My neighbor that showed it to me said to keep goin but I told her she was nuts.
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Vlad Piranha · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:08 am Post subject:

This is like a damn Pandora's Box right here. I never underestimate new internet content, but I've seen some awful stuff before. I just try to bear in mind that I can't "unsee" something.

Brutus · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject:

Ive been the victim of my own curiosity before - many times. Ill heed the warning. No problem there.
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Hirmuinen · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:58 am Post subject:

So I watched it Laughing

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Wasn't pretty, but I don't see why people are so hysterical about it. Fucking stupid video, nothing more. I was like waiting something REALLY BAD, but it really didn't have any effect on me, let alone puke while watching it.

Edit. I take some of that back. The scene haunts me in my mind while I'm eating Mad

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Bunny · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:58 pm Post subject:

Never heard of it, and defiantly not watching it if yall can't handle it.
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massive · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:32 am Post subject:

Hirmuinen wrote:

Edit. I take some of that back. The scene haunts me in my mind while I'm eating Mad

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Now that's funny...hell I'm not gonna watch it.

Anyways nice to see ya post Hirm!
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.