Barry Fucking Bonds

Special Jimmy · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:24 am Post subject: Barry Fucking Bonds

If you havent heard about this,

1. You're an asshole

2. You're an asshole

According to Jesus wrote:

SAN FRANCISCO - The home run king wasn't home free after all.

Barry Bonds was indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice Thursday and could go to prison instead of the Hall of Fame for telling a federal grand jury he did not knowingly use performance-enhancing drugs.

The indictment came just three months after the San Francisco Giants star broke Hank Aaron's career home run record, and it culminated a four-year investigation into steroid use by elite athletes.

But for all the speculation and accusations that clouded his pursuit of Aaron, Bonds was never identified by Major League Baseball as testing positive for steroids, and personal trainer Greg Anderson spent most of the last year in jail for refusing to testify against his longtime friend.

Then came the indictment - four counts of perjury, one of obstruction of justice; a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison - and Bonds' lawyers seemed caught off guard.

The 10-page report mainly consists of excerpts from Bonds' December 2003 testimony before a grand jury investigating the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative, or BALCO. It cites 19 occasions in which Bonds allegedly lied under oath.

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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

Nugget · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:05 am Post subject:

Yay I hope he gets convicted, rots in jail, and the real home run king regains his throne.
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Brutus · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:17 am Post subject:

He is a fuckin loser. I dont get some people. They have so much handed to them and still have so little in the head/heart.

He makes me sad - truly.
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject:

Brutus wrote:

He is a fuckin loser. I dont get some people. They have so much handed to them and still have so little in the head/heart.

He makes me sad - truly.

Kinda like Michael Vick.
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Special Jimmy · Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject:

K9 Carlos wrote:

Brutus wrote:

He is a fuckin loser. I dont get some people. They have so much handed to them and still have so little in the head/heart.

He makes me sad - truly.

Kinda like Michael Vick.

I hope they get into a prison shank-fest together Very Happy

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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

massive · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject:

LOL - I was at a black tie dinner / charity auction Saturday and they had an autographed baseball from the true HR leader, Hank Aaron. They even listed it as that in the program Laughing

I think it went for $800 i pussed out after $300 Crying or Very sad

but everyone was baggin on Bonds and rightly so.
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Vlad Piranha · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:56 am Post subject:

This week I got to hear about both OJ and Bonds getting nailed? How cool is that?