Essay Fo Shizzle

Wang Chung · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject: Essay Fo Shizzle

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Funniest thing I have ever read
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Atomiktoaster · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:46 pm Post subject:

Reminds me of freshman year, when we all had to write a paper on the gospel of mathew for religion class. One of the guys was writing it and left it open on his computer, so another guy from our floor went into his room, found a part where there was a quote that started something like "And the Son of Man will come before the people..." and typed in the phrase "and they will fuck him very hard...". When the prof graded the papers and gave them back, he had written "Is this your own translation from the Greek?" next to it. Our whole floor thought it was hilarious.

Erwin Rommel · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject:

Atomiktoaster wrote:

"Is this your own translation from the Greek?"

rofl...

My prof would so totally say the same thing.
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Bender · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

wth he got a 61 on it
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Stealth · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject:

I just added up the -1's. He should have gotten a 48 Max. That's not including the Works Cited and all the crap that didn't even make sense (pictures, facts) etc..

It's freakin hilarious, but I think it's fake.
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Wang Chung · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:41 pm Post subject:

Very obviously fake - no dipshit would circle the block quote and take points off for not citing it. They'd just throw the paper out. Funniest shit I've seen in a good while.
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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:50 am Post subject:

Somebody has to say it: oold

But still hilarious Very Happy

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ChrisT · Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:05 am Post subject:

hahahaahaha. Loved it. It rese,bles the papers I turned in at hs. it is on south florida's official website. So is this page though:
http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:08 am Post subject:

When our rookies (or anyone for that matter) were working on reports and made the mistake of walking away from the computer w/out locking it, someone would always add shit to it. Shit like, "I asked him his name and smacked him in the pumpkin", "I stuck a finger in his ass looking for drugs".
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Bunny · Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject:

My favorite part is the random blue dot in the middle of the sentence xD
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