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Another potty thread by Lubber?! |
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I go outside to poo on the neighbour's roses |
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Cpt. LandLubberElite Joined: 23 Mar 2005
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:20 am Post subject: Toilet habits, part the second |
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Before you say anything, yes I am now a student. And I find I have a lot of time on my hands to contemplate the more mundane aspects of life.
Now, to the dilemma.
Do you regularly put toilet paper in the toilet before taking a poo? This is of course to make sure you do not fall victim to the dreaded splashback, i.e. when you drop a turd and it splashes foul water back up at you. I say foul because I assume you pee before you actually start pooing.
The negative side of anti-splashback paper is that the poo will lie on top of the paper, giving the poo time to stink. This becomes a problem if you are of the type who reads comics, newspapers or Bukowski while defecating.
But if you don't put the paper there you end up with dirty water everywhere, which is a bit disgusting to wipe away. You go away feeling dirty all over. Now, I don't really mind the way my own poo smells, but when you have friends over, especially of the female persuasion, the dilemma becomes a real one. Do you humiliate yourself by letting everyone have a smell of yesterday's breakfast, or do you let that dirty, dirty water befoul your nether region? _________________
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HirmuinenCT Certified Sales Rep. Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Location: Finland
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:50 am Post subject: |
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I always put some paper before I poo, just because it's so annoing to get that cold water splashing at my ass, disgusting. I also use paper to "clean" toilet seat before sitting on it. If it smells afterwards, I fire match and throw it in the toilet, problem solved.
edit. Oh and paper works like a perfect silencer, so you can keep it quiet. _________________
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Special JimmyNeo-Kaufmanist Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Tied to a Cinder block at the bottom of the ocean
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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i've never had a splash back problem _________________ -=|CT|=-Special Jimmy
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Messy RecipeEl Gran CapitánJoined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Inter Veritates
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Me neither, the trick is to eat enough so that it's long and solid enough so that instead of letting it 'fall' in you 'lower' it in. _________________
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firefox_71Old Fart Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Location: D/FW
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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Once you start taking manly craps you won't have that problem anymore _________________
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AxeBlindOld Fart's Cabin Man Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: On a falconet, me preciousssss
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:23 am Post subject: |
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Ya I never get splashed, mine fucking dive in and swim. _________________
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CorbinCaptain Joined: 04 May 2005 Location: Cypress Tx.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:22 am Post subject: |
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i had a poop problem the other night
i was drunk as fuck
and i had to take a shit
and i accidentally flushed the toilet before i sat down so it couldnt be flushed for a while
and then i did my buisiness
but i didnt notice that there wasnt any toilet paper
so then i had to run around the house with a poopy ass hole trying to find some toilet paper, and then i accidentally bumped into my parents, and poopy asshole+drunk+parents= no good
and meanwhile the toilet still hasnt been flushed
and then foruntately i realise that i dont have to worry about my bathroom
smelling like alchohal
because now it all smells like shit
well long story short i found some toilet paper, and febreezed that bathroom _________________
Its been a While my dear Ct
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massiveCaptain Ass Kicking Asshole Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: at Des'
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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what? you pee before? What kind of a womanish freak are you? You sit down, pinch a loaf, fold or wad, wipe, flush. There is no peeing while sitting down - and if you piss before shitting you flush. plain and simple. Axe can come over and demonstrate if needed. _________________
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CorbinCaptain Joined: 04 May 2005 Location: Cypress Tx.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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sorry man
but there was 0.0% pissing in that story
that story was 100%shit
i dont know where your getting this pising _________________
Its been a While my dear Ct
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Cpt. LandLubberElite Joined: 23 Mar 2005
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:09 am Post subject: |
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massive wrote: | what? you pee before? What kind of a womanish freak are you? You sit down, pinch a loaf, fold or wad, wipe, flush. There is no peeing while sitting down - and if you piss before shitting you flush. plain and simple. Axe can come over and demonstrate if needed. |
Everybody pees before. Something about putting pressure on the bladder. Even when peeing before I can manage to squeeze out a few drops when pooing. _________________
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CorbinCaptain Joined: 04 May 2005 Location: Cypress Tx.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:07 am Post subject: |
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shit i dont see the big deal
i pee whenever
if i have to pee more than i have to shit
ill pee first
but i have to shit really fucking bad
im not gonna sit there and piss before
cause like tyring to squeeze out your piss while holding back your shit is pretty tough sometimes
and if i gotta shit im just gonna shit and the piss can come out of it wants to
i dont see how someone pisses as defining their manliness, maybe their efficiency in quick and bullshit free restroom use. _________________
Its been a While my dear Ct
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massiveCaptain Ass Kicking Asshole Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: at Des'
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Corbin wrote: | sorry man
but there was 0.0% pissing in that story
that story was 100%shit
i dont know where your getting this pising |
Corbin wrote: | i dont see how someone pisses as defining their manliness, maybe their efficiency in quick and bullshit free restroom use. |
re-read it and dont be a retard _________________
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CountChoculaWarning- may cause CountChoculitis Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Location: sittin on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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reading this thread + eating a burrito = bad idea _________________
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CorbinCaptain Joined: 04 May 2005 Location: Cypress Tx.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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massive wrote: | Corbin wrote: | sorry man
but there was 0.0% pissing in that story
that story was 100%shit
i dont know where your getting this pising |
Corbin wrote: | i dont see how someone pisses as defining their manliness, maybe their efficiency in quick and bullshit free restroom use. |
re-read it and dont be a retard |
that was posted later than the first one
and in response to yours
and my post is saying in the story tehre was no pissing
i dont see why theres such a big deal being made
shit its just piss. _________________
Its been a While my dear Ct
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Special JimmyNeo-Kaufmanist Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Tied to a Cinder block at the bottom of the ocean
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Massive wrote: | re-read it and dont be a retard |
yea dont be a retard in a "LOL do u shit or piss first?" thread.
_________________ -=|CT|=-Special Jimmy
Wang Chung wrote: | MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats |
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