Fold or scrunch?

Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:57 am Post subject: Fold or scrunch?

When you use toilet paper, do you fold it or scrunch it before applying it to your bum?

I fold, scrunching will probably give me hemorrhoids. If you scrunch, you must surely be mad as a hatter.
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Kordoba · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:16 am Post subject:

Fold.
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AxeBlind · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:29 am Post subject:

Scrunching is how you get shit on your hand mate.
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Hirmuinen · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:30 am Post subject:

Toilet paper is for weaks.
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CaptJack · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:48 am Post subject:

It has to be fold
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massive · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:11 am Post subject:

follow this up with a "do you wash your hands afterwards?" poll
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Achtane · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject:

Only the manliest of men scrunch. Like me.

Or we use weaker, lesser people as toilet paper.
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anonymousity · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:22 pm Post subject:

I wipe with my mind!
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voyeur · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:30 pm Post subject:

you people use paper Question

Last edited by voyeur on Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:54 am; edited 1 time in total

GotMilk? · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:40 pm Post subject:

I use the force.

firefox_71 · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:23 pm Post subject:

I poke my finger through one square, do my business with the old pointer and then squeegee it off with the paper. Wink

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AxeBlind · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject:

That is why you all are shitheads.

At least use leaves rather than a finger, I've done that many times.
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theboomboom · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

AxeBlind wrote:

That is why you all are shitheads.

At least use leaves rather than a finger, I've done that many times.

QFE, pinecones suckass... Confused

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CountChocula · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject:

I was just about to post "man, lubber would love this topic"

then I notice he's the one that started it XD
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject:

Stapler.
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