worst pick-up lines

Lt. Evil Squrrel · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject: worst pick-up lines

hey baby, did it hurt when you fell out of heaven and into my life?

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in. Rolling Eyes

hey, i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

worst geek pickup lines

Can I build you a web site?

"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

Achtane · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject:

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This light will ruin us all and guide us to our deaths.
But...how beautiful it is.

Special Jimmy · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:32 pm Post subject:

Achtane wrote:

OMG I saw this topic, and I was gonna post that line. bastage.
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

Achtane · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:41 pm Post subject:

Ewnt
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This light will ruin us all and guide us to our deaths.
But...how beautiful it is.

AlMightyBob · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Wang Chung · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject:

LEWL Omg yimmy you know that is MY pickup line.
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Nugget · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:

hi, do you spit or swallow?
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Corbin · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject:

are those space pants?!?!?!??!!?

cause yo ass is out of this WORLD!
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Its been a While my dear Ct

AlMightyBob · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject:

LMAO
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:42 pm Post subject:

Wanna suck my penis?

Ask crunch, whoever said women like straighforward men prolly got his ass kicked by some women
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

Stealth · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:54 pm Post subject:

Can I pick you up?

*runs around carrying a woman*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!

Corbin · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject:

if you were a booger id pick you first.
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Its been a While my dear Ct

Comradekil · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject:

here's a really bad one

Hey, my name is Sprite.
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:38 pm Post subject:

Comradekil wrote:

here's a really bad one

Hey, my name is Sprite.

I pepper sprayed my screen just reading that
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

Wang Chung · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject:

Or:

HOLA, ME NOMBRE ES RAFAEL ALDAMUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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