HAPPY VD!!!!!!!!!!!!

chipsahoy · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:11 am Post subject: HAPPY VD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy VD!!!!!!! I love you all!!Je t'aime, Je t'adore!! Jeg Elsker Deg!! Ich liebe dich!! Mina rakastan sinua!!

The Rules by which females are governed Smile

The FEMALE always makes the rules.

The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.

No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.

The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.

The MALE must be ready at ALL times
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SpecialJimmy wrote:

I respect women, I fear the Chips

CountChocula · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:32 am Post subject:

YAY the card that Lisa gave Ralph!
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:36 am Post subject:

Thought you were wishing us a Happy Vanerial Disease.
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

Quote:

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Special Jimmy · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:07 am Post subject:

K9 Carlos wrote:

Thought you were wishing us a Happy Vanerial Disease.

Maybe some of us will get lucky and get one of those also.
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

2shoes · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:16 am Post subject:

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Sparrow wrote:

...if pirates stays on bf1942 i'd hate to see the community grow even smaller, but i know i'll always be around and i hope the rest of you will too!

Special Jimmy wrote:

This mod is rightfully ours, and fuck everyone that stands in our way.

fair winds and following seas, lil shoes 8/3/94-6/23/09

theboomboom · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:39 am Post subject:

Love you all too! Gay

But vday sucks... alot
stupid hallmark holidays Mad

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You do not say that the wheel is fatigued, yet the body is as material as the wheel

anonymousity · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:37 am Post subject:

Happy single awareness day Smile

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♥♪!?

chipsahoy · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:43 am Post subject:

Yay!!! Someone knew what the card was... Im with ya there Anony, go singles Wink

Valentines day is so commercial, shouldn't need one day to tell someone you love them, thats what the whole freakin year is for Smile

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scurvydogsclan.com

SpecialJimmy wrote:

I respect women, I fear the Chips

firefox_71 · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:56 am Post subject:

....he he he, heh heh he, it says choo choo choose me and there's a picture of a train on it..........
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Rally Monkey · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:14 am Post subject:

K9 Carlos wrote:

Thought you were wishing us a Happy Vanerial Disease.

Um K-9 she was... Wink

The card looks like the one Ralph gave Lisa Simpson (or the other way around)
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Go Phuck yourself

SupaFly · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:39 pm Post subject:

<3 <3 <3 Gay

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Bunny · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject:

So Chips......what'd ya get me? <3
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chipsahoy · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:28 pm Post subject:

ME

Of course with a bow, strategically placed Wink

No, pug and stealth you are not invited, ladies only night Wink

I figure we should have some dinner too, how about nude sushi with chocolate spread as dessert Wink

Then after dinner.....*closes door, hangs DND sign* Wink

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scurvydogsclan.com

SpecialJimmy wrote:

I respect women, I fear the Chips

Bunny · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject:

.......

Give meh 5 minutes
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Raed · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject:

chipsahoy wrote:

ME

Of course with a bow, strategically placed Wink

No, pug and stealth you are not invited, ladies only night Wink

I figure we should have some dinner too, how about nude sushi with chocolate spread as dessert Wink

Then after dinner.....*closes door, hangs DND sign* Wink

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