What's the point in having ass hair?

firefox_71 · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:21 am Post subject:

Well, who'da thunk that this topic would go on this long. Laughing

As someone who shaves his tender bits, I've pondered this exact question for quite some time. Why is in our evolutionary process that we have managed to retain this small percentage of hair and shed the rest.

When you shave, you soon discover that the hair in question is there to act as bearings in the joint. Skin rubbing on skin soon causes irritation, the hair is a buffer, a layer of grease between the cogs so to speak.

Thus we conclude our lessons. Very Happy

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Stealth · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:16 pm Post subject:

Yeaa.... I'm done with this topic... Too much info to know about Axe, Sprite and Lubber or anyone for that matter.
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:19 pm Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

Yeaa.... I'm done with this topic... Too much info to know about Axe, Sprite and Lubber or anyone for that matter.

QFE

Time to go before a picture gets posted.
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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:33 am Post subject:

I won't post a pic, I flushed all the hairs before I got the chance. And my ass is starting to feel a bit raw, stubbles in the ass are a pain in the ass (duh). And I think the ass hairs are there to absorb sweat or something because I started sweating there slightly for no apparent reason
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chipsahoy · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:37 am Post subject:

Sprinkle yourself with some talc powder, absorb your sweat help with chaffing Wink

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anonymousity · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:05 am Post subject:

Thats probably why they're there in the first place, like you said, to absorb sweat. But would that mean that girls are completely void of sweating in their behind? I really dont think so.
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Peachy Pete · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:39 am Post subject:

Ass hair is there to discern the men from the women. A real man wouldn't be ashamed of his ass hair, and deal with problems like dingleberries with brute force rather than pansyish tenderness. Rip them shits the fuck out and show no mercy.

Drunken, yet honest.
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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:52 am Post subject:

anonymousity wrote:

Thats probably why they're there in the first place, like you said, to absorb sweat. But would that mean that girls are completely void of sweating in their behind? I really dont think so.

None of the girls I know sweat visibly. Even the only girl I know of that sometimes smells of sweat doesn't have visible sweat stains. And having seen girls in their underwear after a long night of dancing and drinking I've never seen sweaty underwear (though it ain't the first thing I'm looking for Wink

). Anyone here seen girls with perspirating arses?

Any of the girls be wanting to elaborate on the topic?
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AxeBlind · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:30 am Post subject:

Peachy Pete wrote:

Ass hair is there to discern the men from the women. A real man wouldn't be ashamed of his ass hair, and deal with problems like dingleberries with brute force rather than pansyish tenderness. Rip them shits the fuck out and show no mercy.

Drunken, yet honest.

I concur, be proud men.
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Achtane · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject:

anonymousity wrote:

Thats probably why they're there in the first place, like you said, to absorb sweat. But would that mean that girls are completely void of sweating in their behind? I really dont think so.

Girls don't sweat. They glisten.
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Bunny · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject:

I'm sure Chips would love to elaborate Very Happy

, personaly my bum doesn't sweat Razz

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theboomboom · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject:

Peachy Pete wrote:

Ass hair is there to discern the men from the women. A real man wouldn't be ashamed of his ass hair, and deal with problems like dingleberries with brute force rather than pansyish tenderness. Rip them shits the fuck out and show no mercy.

Drunken, yet honest.

QFE

Bunny wrote:

I'm sure Chips would love to elaborate Very Happy

, personaly my bum doesn't sweat Razz

And there ya go stealth man Horny

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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:45 am Post subject:

Peachy Pete wrote:

Ass hair is there to discern the men from the women. A real man wouldn't be ashamed of his ass hair, and deal with problems like dingleberries with brute force rather than pansyish tenderness. Rip them shits the fuck out and show no mercy.

Drunken, yet honest.

Yeah yeah, very macho... Thing is since we invented fire we've been able to alter our surroundings to our liking Smile

With that mentality we'd still be in caves eating raw meat. I bet the first comment the guy who first cooked his mammoth steak was "quit that you fucking pansy" then the commenter would go out and get killed by food poisoning Gay

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Frontpage · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:56 am Post subject:

dude...
i am so death

K9 Carlos · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:51 am Post subject:

[BB]Frontpage wrote:

dude...
i am so death

And yet another contribution of nothing.
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.