What's the point in having ass hair?

Special Jimmy · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject:

Comradekil wrote:

just take a lighter and some lysol, problem solved

Your daddy sure never showed you how to shave....

We have ass hair because god is a woman. And she is one of those feminist dikes that hates all men. She knows someone like comrade will come along and tell you to burn the hair off. And she knows that you might try this. And then you will know that god hates you.
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Bender · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:35 pm Post subject:

you could do some of those ways or you could just kill youself to make it quicker, and less painful because of what you're thinking of doing
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Rally Monkey · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject:

Bunny wrote:

I'm sure Rally knows lots about this Razz

I like to shoot a rabbit, gut it, skin it, and use the fur for toilet paper Twisted Evil

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Bunny · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject:

But that will just make your bum even hairier Razz

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Blunugz · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:03 pm Post subject:

Just remember, wise man once said, if you shave it, it will grow...

anonymousity · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject:

Be a man, fireproof your nuts and hover over a campfire Very Happy

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G_Gunner · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:19 pm Post subject:

try a hair remover spray and if that doesnt work just spray and get a lighter

Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:39 am Post subject:

Duct tape - ouch
Flame - hell no
Razor - unsure
Machine - definatly thinking seriously about this though...

Gonna have to wait till after school, or till I have to shit, so I can check the results at once.
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AxeBlind · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:51 am Post subject:

Seriously electric razors have guards on them so you can't cut yourself too bad.
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ChrisT · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:02 am Post subject:

AxeBlind wrote:

Seriously electric razors have guards on them so you can't cut yourself too bad.

Not to bad down there = Very Bad
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anonymousity · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:15 am Post subject:

Maybe use scissors first to get rid of the heavy duty shit, then follow up with an electric.

Also just to note, I know this seems like a rediculous topic, but lubber has some very valid points there. This is as good a discussion as any :P
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AxeBlind · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:16 am Post subject:

What Nony said, best way to go about it.
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firefox_71 · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:23 am Post subject:

damn, just how hairy is your ass that you need scissors?

nevermind, I don't want to know *shudders*
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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:03 am Post subject:

Scissors appear to be the way to go. Maybe that'll be enough. But the sensation of having a hairless baby bottom has got to be FABULOUS. Like no friction when you walk and stuff. Gawd I'm going with clean shaven Smile

Just need everyone else in the house to amscray. Because I wanna take a pic of the hair length. Give you guys something to compare with Idea

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Erwin Rommel · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:28 am Post subject:

Note to self: Do not read this topic while eating.
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