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Cpt. LandLubber
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:58 am 
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It's fucking annoying when you shit, and stuff hangs on to the hairs. I mean, there can't really be an evolutionary thing, because (most) women don't have it. It would be alright if it just instantly dried up, but it's not cool having wet poo hanging from ass hair. You have to sort of pinch of the little turd balls with toilet paper, but that's such a waste of time. And time is money, as we all know. Besides it's incredibly impractical because if you have enough hair, you'll end up using so much paper that you can't flush it out, and it clogs it all. It's no fun trying to explain away using half a roll of toilet paper and clogging the toilet. The shit would just be lying there, festering and stinking up the house. So what is one to do? Shave it all off? Gotta be uncomfortable when it grows back. Imagine beard stubbles in the ass crack... So, what is one to do?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:01 pm 
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What an interesting topic Very Happy

You are best to just find ways around it methinks.
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i <3 teh lubber
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:36 pm 
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I'm sure sprite will shave it for ya Gay
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Boom, can y9ou make that avatar now so wide?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:14 pm 
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AxeBlind wrote:
You are best to just find ways around it methinks.


Well, that's the crux of the issue. There ain't any other way, it has to pass the jungle I like to call My Ass. I'm thinking about shaving. But it's quite a tender area. If i slipped and nicked my balls it could have severe consequences Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:16 pm 
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I'm sure Rally knows lots about this Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:18 pm 
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Find your best best friend. Get him drunk. Have him do it. Problem solved. As long as you can avoid the smell from him however.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:21 pm 
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Stealth wrote:
Find your best best friend. Get him drunk. Have him do it. Problem solved. As long as you can avoid the smell from him however.


Best friend drunk with a razor-sharp (duh) razor fiddling about down there doesn't immediately strike me as a good idea.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:31 pm 
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Who said a razor?

If I can find it, I'll show ya what I'm talking about. It's hilarious.
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Yall amateurs, use an electric razor so nothing gets cut.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:43 pm 
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because electricity & high speed motors spinning multiple razor sharp razor baldes is much safer than the old fashioned way..... Razz

wax it dude... or do the poor mans wax & take it off with duct tape
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:15 pm 
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SupaFly wrote:

wax it dude... or do the poor mans wax & take it off with duct tape


*shivers*
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shave it and be done....use a sharp blade
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just take a lighter and some lysol, problem solved
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