The Hardcore Gamer's Psalm

theboomboom · Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject: The Hardcore Gamer's Psalm

The Game is my passion; I shall not lose
It maketh me frag n00bs in dark alleys:
To gib suxxors beside still waters.
It restoreth my health:
It leadeth me in the paths of MMOGs for my
ego's sake
________

Yea, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of griefers
I will fear no d00d: For my boomstick art
with me;
My sword and my BFG, they comfort me.
Thou preparest an ambush before me and offer my llamas;
Thou annointest my head with skillz;
My ammo runneth over.
________

Surely fear and dread shall follow
me all the days of my
Half-Life,
And I will respawn in
the bowels of
the Game
forever.

I got it from this month's MAD and figured y'all might get a kick outta it.
_________________
You do not say that the wheel is fatigued, yet the body is as material as the wheel

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