You Might Be A Hi-Tec Redneck (you know who you are)

K9 Carlos

If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com."

If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."

If the sticker on your computer says, "My other computer is a laptop."

If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."

If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."

If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

If your wife said either she or the computer "had to go," and you still don't miss her.

If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."

If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

If you start all your e-mails with the words: "Howdy y'all!"

You've ever brought your laptop to a Tractor Pull.

When your friends comment on your "nice boots" and you say "Yea, thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS."

When you're honked off at your computer warranty because it doesn't cover damage from "Bovine Saliva."

When your computer toolkit contains a pitch fork.

When your MS-DOS boot menu contains an entry called, "Cow Tipping Configuration."

If you've ever been to "http://www.hee-haw.com."

When your wife catches you again with your "Farm Animals of the Orient" CD-ROM.

When you order your new pick-up truck with a gunrack and PCMCIA sockets.

When, in a pinch, you use your laptop battery to jump-start the Combine.

When you have 17 different versions of DOOM, but you still can't write your name.

If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone with modem and fax option.

If you know that NORTON UTILITY isn't a power company.
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-=|CT|=- K9 Carlos

SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

Quote:

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Cobra · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject:

hey whats wrong with starting an email with "howdy yall"? Surprised

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K9 Carlos · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject:

Cobra wrote:

hey whats wrong with starting an email with "howdy yall"? Surprised

Considering I'm from Georgia, nothing.
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-=|CT|=- K9 Carlos

SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

Quote:

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

firefox_71 · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject:

I concur

I use those clear cd's that aren't really cd's you get on top of a pack of new cd's Very Happy

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Wang Chung · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject:

firefox_71 wrote:

I concur

I use those clear cd's that aren't really cd's you get on top of a pack of new cd's Very Happy

I just use old shitty worthless ones Smile

I'm going to "retrofit" all of them (got a baggie of 'em) with some electrical tape.

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If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."

Wow, this is OLD. Digital went out before 2000 :-O
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is now -=|CT|=- Frothy Mixture

AxeBlind · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject:

Well I'm the 3rd Texan to reply, aint that odd.

Bye yall hoors.
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Bender · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:30 pm Post subject:

thats funny Very Happy

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Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.

2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: whenever a girl is like "oh what are you thinking about"
2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: i say nothing cause saying dudes wouldn't go over well

3:34 PM - El.Tawxic: I wish I was a horse

K9 Carlos · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject:

http://www.atlantaga.com/redneck.htm
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

Quote:

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Bender · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:07 am Post subject:

and cobra use the funnier steam thing that choc posted a while back
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Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.

2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: whenever a girl is like "oh what are you thinking about"
2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: i say nothing cause saying dudes wouldn't go over well

3:34 PM - El.Tawxic: I wish I was a horse

Cap'n Crunch · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:08 am Post subject:

Yall liss'n here. I like ta eat some good food an' then have babies wif my darct relatives. Ya reckon?
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-≠∫ĆŤ∫≠-[=SC=]Jesus: i will take a shower
-≠∫ĆŤ∫≠-[=SC=]Jesus: and masturbate

-≠∫ĆŤ∫≠-�μ�ąҒ��: lets go snort some cock

Bender · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:09 am Post subject:

Yall liss'n here. Hello how year yuens all doin? Ya reckon?
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Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.

2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: whenever a girl is like "oh what are you thinking about"
2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: i say nothing cause saying dudes wouldn't go over well

3:34 PM - El.Tawxic: I wish I was a horse

Drunken Monkey

K9 Carlos wrote:

If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."

If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

When your MS-DOS boot menu contains an entry called, "Cow Tipping Configuration."

When you order your new pick-up truck with a gunrack and PCMCIA sockets.

ok 1, does Marlin, Remington, and assorted cannon count?

for the 2n on this list, even though i don�t drink beer, if i use a costar, it is usually a cd Rolling Eyes

and for the 3rd, cow tipping is actually more for drunk city pp (i know cus i grew up in cities and military bases, and now I�m in the country

and finally, WTF is a PCMCIA Question

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YAT YAS

if You Ain't Tracks, You Ain't Shit

2shoes

Drunken Monkey wrote:

WTF is a PCMCIA Question

a typo
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Sparrow wrote:

...if pirates stays on bf1942 i'd hate to see the community grow even smaller, but i know i'll always be around and i hope the rest of you will too!

Special Jimmy wrote:

This mod is rightfully ours, and fuck everyone that stands in our way.

fair winds and following seas, lil shoes 8/3/94-6/23/09

SupaFly · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:59 am Post subject:

PCMCIA are those lil cards u plug into laptops
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Cobra · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject:

Bender wrote:

and cobra use the funnier steam thing that choc posted a while back

You mean this one?

Has anybody actually seen a redneck? i mean an actual as far south as you can go redneck

btw: anybody know what happened to SC? the site is gone.
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