Top 10 Pirate Pickup Lines

punch_1 · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject: Top 10 Pirate Pickup Lines

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin�, I�m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is �

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Gen. Death · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:15 pm Post subject:

as wang wrote:

Does this rag smell like chlorophone to you?
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GotMilk? wrote:

The ones I would recruit are not the ones going "HOW DOES I JOIN TC?!"

CountChocula · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:56 pm Post subject:

hahaha nice punch, nice...

97 percent chum free....
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[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: we'll aim for bender
[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: but use a lot of napalm

2shoes · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject:

i be wonderin can i be parking me davey in yer locker

Ps i actually used this one before

Corbin · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject:

no man number one is..... lets plunder me some booty if your catching my drift
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K9 Carlos · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject:

LOL. For as long as Punch has been in CT that was only his 5th post.
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SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

Quote:

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

RK-Mara · Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:23 am Post subject:

Lol. Really activate. Now i know why he is deckswap.

Bender · Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:30 am Post subject:

well no because back in the old forums he's had a dozen
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2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: whenever a girl is like "oh what are you thinking about"
2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: i say nothing cause saying dudes wouldn't go over well

3:34 PM - El.Tawxic: I wish I was a horse

Drunken Monkey · Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject:

lol and he does not even have crapy net as an excuse

here are a few that i cam up with...........but i think they suck

well..........do you have any ideas as to what to do untel the wind comes back? i shure do Very Happy

do you mind if i swab your deck? it be looking a bit dirty about now.

capitan, requesting permission to come abord.

do you need a new ram rod?

do you have something i can use to sharpen my cutless?

i cant think of any more at this time, + im not shure i can keep reconecting............im not even getting a dial tone again Mad

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