Be careful where you squat

massive · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:34 am Post subject:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Gen. Death wrote:

A tip for all you "go-out-to-Restaurant-people"

*always put toilet paper on the seat*

yes - slap the stupid bitch for sitting on a public toilet without any protection - she asked for an infection at the very least, serves her right - ha, she learned the hard way

{begins slow clap for Jimmy's sense of humor}

*begins slow clap for Massive's inability to discern between Jimmy and General Death*

Bitch Slaps Wang for butting in when I was obviously refering to:

Special Jimmy wrote:

well that sure is a pain in the ass......

GET IT? PAIN in the ASS? hahahahaha I kill myself.

*stabs Massive for bitch slapping me*

*stabs massive again for improper citation

*stabs massive a third time for improper grammar*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions using an asterisk teh first time around*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions at all*

*stabs massive just for kicks*

BAH - I've had worse - Here are my responses to your attempted murder:

I Fart in your general direction

What? Did someone throw a piece of paper at me?

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

* for all future obscurity
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Rally Monkey · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:44 am Post subject:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Gen. Death wrote:

A tip for all you "go-out-to-Restaurant-people"

*always put toilet paper on the seat*

yes - slap the stupid bitch for sitting on a public toilet without any protection - she asked for an infection at the very least, serves her right - ha, she learned the hard way

{begins slow clap for Jimmy's sense of humor}

*begins slow clap for Massive's inability to discern between Jimmy and General Death*

Bitch Slaps Wang for butting in when I was obviously refering to:

Special Jimmy wrote:

well that sure is a pain in the ass......

GET IT? PAIN in the ASS? hahahahaha I kill myself.

*stabs Massive for bitch slapping me*

*stabs massive again for improper citation

*stabs massive a third time for improper grammar*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions using an asterisk teh first time around*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions at all*

*stabs massive just for kicks*

BAH - I've had worse - Here are my responses to your attempted murder:

I Fart in your general direction

What? Did someone throw a piece of paper at me?

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

* for all future obscurity

LOL as Wang gets PWNED
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Go Phuck yourself

Gen. Death · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:46 am Post subject:

Rally Monkey wrote:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Gen. Death wrote:

A tip for all you "go-out-to-Restaurant-people"

*always put toilet paper on the seat*

yes - slap the stupid bitch for sitting on a public toilet without any protection - she asked for an infection at the very least, serves her right - ha, she learned the hard way

{begins slow clap for Jimmy's sense of humor}

*begins slow clap for Massive's inability to discern between Jimmy and General Death*

Bitch Slaps Wang for butting in when I was obviously refering to:

Special Jimmy wrote:

well that sure is a pain in the ass......

GET IT? PAIN in the ASS? hahahahaha I kill myself.

*stabs Massive for bitch slapping me*

*stabs massive again for improper citation

*stabs massive a third time for improper grammar*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions using an asterisk teh first time around*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions at all*

*stabs massive just for kicks*

BAH - I've had worse - Here are my responses to your attempted murder:

I Fart in your general direction

What? Did someone throw a piece of paper at me?

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

* for all future obscurity

LOL as Wang gets PWNED

QFE
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将軍
-=|CT|=-Gen. Death

The wronging of the past must be made right in the present.

GotMilk? wrote:

The ones I would recruit are not the ones going "HOW DOES I JOIN TC?!"

Wang Chung · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:53 am Post subject:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Gen. Death wrote:

A tip for all you "go-out-to-Restaurant-people"

*always put toilet paper on the seat*

yes - slap the stupid bitch for sitting on a public toilet without any protection - she asked for an infection at the very least, serves her right - ha, she learned the hard way

{begins slow clap for Jimmy's sense of humor}

*begins slow clap for Massive's inability to discern between Jimmy and General Death*

Bitch Slaps Wang for butting in when I was obviously refering to:

Special Jimmy wrote:

well that sure is a pain in the ass......

GET IT? PAIN in the ASS? hahahahaha I kill myself.

*stabs Massive for bitch slapping me*

*stabs massive again for improper citation

*stabs massive a third time for improper grammar*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions using an asterisk teh first time around*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions at all*

*stabs massive just for kicks*

BAH - I've had worse - Here are my responses to your attempted murder:

I Fart in your general direction

What? Did someone throw a piece of paper at me?

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

* for all future obscurity

What???? Seven stab wounds didn't kill you?

*unplugs teh colostomy bag*
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is now -=|CT|=- Frothy Mixture

Rally Monkey · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:55 am Post subject:

LOL AS MASSIVE GETS PWNED RIGHT BACK
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Go Phuck yourself

Gen. Death · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:09 am Post subject:

Rally Monkey wrote:

LOL AS MASSIVE GETS PWNED RIGHT BACK

QFE

lol, its really fun to watch on the sidelines
_________________
将軍
-=|CT|=-Gen. Death

The wronging of the past must be made right in the present.

GotMilk? wrote:

The ones I would recruit are not the ones going "HOW DOES I JOIN TC?!"

massive · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:20 am Post subject:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Wang Chung wrote:

massive wrote:

Gen. Death wrote:

A tip for all you "go-out-to-Restaurant-people"

*always put toilet paper on the seat*

yes - slap the stupid bitch for sitting on a public toilet without any protection - she asked for an infection at the very least, serves her right - ha, she learned the hard way

{begins slow clap for Jimmy's sense of humor}

*begins slow clap for Massive's inability to discern between Jimmy and General Death*

Bitch Slaps Wang for butting in when I was obviously refering to:

Special Jimmy wrote:

well that sure is a pain in the ass......

GET IT? PAIN in the ASS? hahahahaha I kill myself.

*stabs Massive for bitch slapping me*

*stabs massive again for improper citation

*stabs massive a third time for improper grammar*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions using an asterisk teh first time around*

*stabs massive for not indicating his actions at all*

*stabs massive just for kicks*

BAH - I've had worse - Here are my responses to your attempted murder:

I Fart in your general direction

What? Did someone throw a piece of paper at me?

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

* for all future obscurity

What???? Seven stab wounds didn't kill you?

*unplugs teh colostomy bag*

Damn you Wang! you've properly Pwned me, good job. LOL
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

K9 Carlos · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject:

More toilet news

Quote:

There's A Face in the Toilet!
A man arrested in Albany, New Hampshire after a 14-year-old girl heard a noise, looked down a pit toilet at a popular swimming hole bathhouse and saw a face staring at her. Police pulled Gary Moody-- who was wearing waders-- from the waste tank underneath a log cabin outhouse. Moody, 45, was charged with criminal trespass and had to be hosed down by firefighters before police handcuffed him. "We had to decontaminate him," said Captain Jon Herbert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Office.

The Kennebec Journal

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-=|CT|=- K9 Carlos

SupaFly wrote:

barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days

Quote:

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Drunken Monkey · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:03 pm Post subject:

not bad K9, but i still liked de pwnage better Very Happy

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if You Ain't Tracks, You Ain't Shit

Gen. Death · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:54 pm Post subject:

Quote:

There's A Face in the Toilet!
A man arrested in Albany, New Hampshire after a 14-year-old girl heard a noise, looked down a pit toilet at a popular swimming hole bathhouse and saw a face staring at her. Police pulled Sprite-- who was with tubgirl at the time-- from the waste tank underneath a log cabin outhouse. Sprite, 45, was charged with criminal trespass and had to be hosed down by FireFox before K9 handcuffed him. "We had to decontaminate him," said K9 Carlos of the Carroll County Sheriff's Office.

The Kennebec Journal

edited!
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将軍
-=|CT|=-Gen. Death

The wronging of the past must be made right in the present.

GotMilk? wrote:

The ones I would recruit are not the ones going "HOW DOES I JOIN TC?!"

firefox_71 · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:03 pm Post subject:

Ya gotta admire Sprite's willingness to get dirty to see the punani though.....i bailed him out later Laughing

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