Pansexual: Not a Topic For Normal People

Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:02 am Post subject:

Corbin wrote:

and wouldnt pansexual refer to having sex with bread cauyse like in alot of languages pan or panera and shti like that means bread.

I was just thinking of saying that. Would have to be dough, though. Don't want to cut yourself on a hard and crisp crust
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:03 am Post subject:

Cpt. LandLubber wrote:

Corbin wrote:

and wouldnt pansexual refer to having sex with bread cauyse like in alot of languages pan or panera and shti like that means bread.

I was just thinking of saying that. Would have to be dough, though. Don't want to cut yourself on a hard and crisp crust

oh c'mon lubber, did you really have to say that? Now my imagination cant help but picture and....ew ugh, ugghhhh, whyyyy?
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:13 am Post subject:

one word: ouch

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Messy Recipe · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:16 am Post subject:

Quote:

Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:20 am Post subject:

heh, you can read all the bloodninjas at bash.org, but they always crack me up Very Happy

oh, pansexual:

WHAT'S THAT ORPHAN DOING TO THAT BREAD!?
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:25 am Post subject:

you guys are freaks, im leaving and never coming back.....

Oh I cant resist your pan-sexiness
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

Gen. Death · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:41 am Post subject:

USAF 777 wrote:

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

LOL
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GotMilk? wrote:

The ones I would recruit are not the ones going "HOW DOES I JOIN TC?!"

Corbin · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:16 pm Post subject:

this one time i was so drunk i mistook a loaf of bread for landlubbers mother, and a long night ensued ill leave it at that... so true story, true nnja
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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:01 am Post subject:

I.. what.. hmm. nooooooo Sad

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ChrisT · Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:17 pm Post subject:

Special Jimmy wrote:

you guys are freaks, im leaving and never coming back.....

Oh I cant resist your pan-sexiness

I knew you would come back
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Corbin · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject:

they allways do....they allways do,

now wheres my souer dough Wink

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Its been a While my dear Ct