Server advertisments.

Eugene · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:06 pm Post subject: Server advertisments.

So I will be implementing server advertisements sometime tonight. So I wanted to get a few messages going, so far I have:

Looking for an admin? Try !admins

Join Egypt Zero for announcements and events!

Stay off the Lawn

I'm looking for 1-2 more.

Hanna Banana · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:12 pm Post subject:

Maybe something about typing in "rank" and "session" for the players who are unaware of it.

Insomniac · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:15 pm Post subject:

How about something like "Server is not running any mods" I've seen a lot of people typing !rtd and !radio.

Draco · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:21 pm Post subject:

When I'm alone I think about you...Naked...And on fire.

Eugene · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:03 pm Post subject:

YATTAH! With the help of USAF coaching me along , we got this to work. Still some bugs but I will fix them this weekend. If you see any bugs let me know in this thread.

atatme · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:10 pm Post subject:

Draco wrote:

When I'm alone I think about you...Naked...And on fire.

+1

Also:

Looking for volunteers for puppy stomping. Apply at www.ctpirates.net

BONNER!!!

No women on the ship!

Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

If super powers are desired, simply make a human sacrifice to me at 3 AM on your local time. Any grisly manner of death will do.

My dick is hard, your eyes are soft.

Remember, daily masturbation increases forearm strength AND the overall resilience of your foreskin!

If you got to kill 1,000 of any creature with any weapon, which creature and which weapon would you choose?

Would you rather: Own a gorilla body guard who rolls blunts and plays the drums, OR: Be able to fly

I have more, I honestly think the more of these we do the better

backflipjoints · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:18 pm Post subject:

A bonner in the hand is worth two in the bush

A bonner a day keeps the doctor away

Pardon me sir is that a bonner your wearing?

At first if you don't succeed try a bonner

Did you know 3 out of 8 people don't get a bonner

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer bonner

The only time we hack is when we are bonner.

Bonner, it's not just for mating any more

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than have a bonner.

The only disability in life is not having a bonner

Tf2 is contagious, is your bonner?

anonymousity · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:46 pm Post subject:

Definitely some kind of URL ad.
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Eugene · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:55 pm Post subject:

I did add in ctpirates.net

I would rather focus on more serious announcements. All though USAF had the idea of having serious announcements and a joke one on separate programs running.

Now that I know what to do, go on and give me ahead ideas.

massive · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:21 pm Post subject:

you crashed the fucking server - thanks

probably too many bonners - good going BFjoints
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

backflipjoints · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:45 pm Post subject:

massive wrote:

you crashed the fucking server - thanks

probably too many bonners - good going BFjoints

hahahah just for you massive