Best Explination of patch day:

Eugene · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:04 pm Post subject: Best Explination of patch day:

Imagine a small pipe connected to a tank of 1,000,000 hamsters. Now imagine the hamster's favourite food is on the other side of the pipe (I dunno what, let's say BBQ spare ribs with a side of fries and for dessert a hot fudge cake with cold ice cream (yea you know mixing hot and cold is awesome)).
Suddenly the pipe is opened and all the hamsters go "Holy shit is that BBQ spare ribs with a side of fries and for dessert a hot fudge cake with cold ice cream!" And they all rush to get in the pipe at once. Obviously that's not gonna work, so it'll take time for the hamster to even get in the pipe, let alone before it gets the BBQ spare ribs with a side of fries and for dessert hot fudge cake with cold ice cream.
Finally, imagine the hamsters are TF2 players, the pipe is steam/update and the BBQ spare ribs with a side of fries and for dessert a hot fudge cake with cold ice cream is new hats.-some guy on r/tf2

anonymousity · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:12 pm Post subject:

Since reading the patch notes I've said holy fuck about 12,000 times and nothing seems to be preventing further holy fucks from coming out of my mouth. I think this is the patch that finally kills me.
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Eugene · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:38 pm Post subject:

I expect all of us to get the High Five taunt.

Vlad Piranha · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:33 pm Post subject:

and medals with a skull and crossbones on it.

Badman · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:52 pm Post subject:

This sounds expensive, but nothing I can't do, I really want to have the demoman set >< , that I expect atleast the majority of CT member get it. Hehehe the thought of everybody running around the server playing all demo amuses me