Achievement Unlocked: Alcoholic

AlMightyBob · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: Achievement Unlocked: Alcoholic

On Monday I managed to drink so much at a flat party that I passed out on the stairwell of my flat block whilst attempting to go from flat 6 down to my flat (flat 1) at sometime between 4 and 6am in the morning (I only made it to flat 5, apparently). I was then carried to bed after being discovered about an hour later. Hooray! I was doing alright until I decided to down half a pitcher of a mixture of all the remaining drinks for some reason. I don't remember anything after that.

Apparently I'm quite lucky to still have my hair.

All Boozed Up

Drinking stories, commence!
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RK-Mara · Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:33 am Post subject:

I was doing alright last friday when around 12pm I decided that a twelve pack of beer wasn't enough and opened the vodka bottle I bought earlier that day. After a couple shots, I decided to mix it with something and there was nothing else left than a bottle of strawberry liqueur, some 95 vol booze a friend had brought from Italy and a couple dl of Sprite. Now that punch bowl packed some punch and I still drank it like it was a normal drink. I spent some time on facebook writing a bunch of gibberish messages, sang some Singstar and then sat down on a chair. The next thing I know, I wake up on the floor of my own living room.
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anonymousity · Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:01 pm Post subject:

Walked clear across Bozeman last night. Good thing I didn't drive. I made it home with a new bike and one sandal.
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Brutus · Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject:

anonymousity wrote:

I made it home with a new bike and one sandal.

Sounds like a piratey trade to me. Mug Toast

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Wang Chung · Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject:

I've been done school for almost a week, and like always, I've underachieved spectacularly. I bought two cases of miller high life and I'm taking my time on those babies. I wake up at about 2PM, maybe eat some stuff, listen to the Yankee games when they come on. It's really amazing how little a person can do when they're this spoiled.

My roommates were in possession of all of our silverware, so now I have no forks, spoons, or knives. I bought a cheap set from the Kroger, but they rusted immediately so I returned them and now I'm utensil-less. In the mean time, I guess i'll just have to keep ordering pizza and making hot dogs.

Research should start soon. I finally emailed my teacher and said "Hey, I'm done" haha.

Oh, I did manage to teach myself laplace transforms.
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anonymousity · Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:14 pm Post subject:

Look up your local thrift stores. The one here does silverware for 10 cents a peice, plates and cups fifty cents.
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firefox_71 · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:34 am Post subject:

Noobs

Ya ain't really been drunk 'til ya are layin' in the yard and holding onto the grass so that you don't fall off the face of the Earth.
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2shoes · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:53 am Post subject:

or try to convice your buddys that taking the ship to tijuanna is a great idea (yes thats a usn vessel i am speaking of)
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...if pirates stays on bf1942 i'd hate to see the community grow even smaller, but i know i'll always be around and i hope the rest of you will too!

Special Jimmy wrote:

This mod is rightfully ours, and fuck everyone that stands in our way.

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Peachy Pete · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 12:33 am Post subject:

You're all noobs. If you ever want some drinking stories I'll give you some serious ones. If you ever want to be out drank I'll seriously out-drink you.

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anonymousity · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:39 am Post subject:

Peachy fucking Pete.
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RK-Mara · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:37 am Post subject:

Peachy Pete wrote:

You're all noobs. If you ever want some drinking stories I'll give you some serious ones. If you ever want to be out drank I'll seriously out-drink you.

If you should have learned something in your life, it should be that it isn't wise to challenge a Finn to a drinking battle. At least Half-Hawk knows that well Razz

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Messy Recipe · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:33 pm Post subject:

Quote:

Peachy Pete

It's that guy a practiced throwing knives in BFP with to learn how to throw the throwing knives in BFP so that I could kill people with the throwing knives in BFP and eventually convince a ton of you to use the throwing knives in BFP!

Congrats on first post on the forums in three years! Very Happy

Whatever you do, don't get rid of that quote from K9 in your sig.
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2shoes · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:50 pm Post subject:

holy shit its pete fuck me man miss you tons been back to galapagos? get with us on facebook man
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Sparrow wrote:

...if pirates stays on bf1942 i'd hate to see the community grow even smaller, but i know i'll always be around and i hope the rest of you will too!

Special Jimmy wrote:

This mod is rightfully ours, and fuck everyone that stands in our way.

fair winds and following seas, lil shoes 8/3/94-6/23/09

Peachy Pete · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:52 pm Post subject:

Done.
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"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows." -Frank Zappa
3/30/2005 14:39:55 : # [Global] -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos: we're gonna auction your boat on Ebay

Drunken Monkey · Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:18 pm Post subject:

lol.....refrence a, my name, refrence b, im a marine and have been for about 4 years now.....need i say more????

every time i get on my computer, there is a beer infront of my keybord, and usualy a case of empties beside me
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