The Worst Movie Sequels

Stealth · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:16 pm Post subject:

I'm finding the Harry Potter movies getting progressively worse each year.
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Nugget · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:10 pm Post subject:

-Open water 2
- Scary movie 4
- Sandlot 2

Havent seen Open Water 2 but if the first one was a huge snore fest and waste of money then the 2nd one must be. Also haven't seen Sandlot 2, but you cant make a movie off of the classic[/b]
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject:

Nugget wrote:

-Open water 2
- Scary movie 4
- Sandlot 2

Havent seen Open Water 2 but if the first one was a huge snore fest and waste of money then the 2nd one must be. Also haven't seen Sandlot 2, but you cant make a movie off of the classic[/b]

I refuse to see Sandlot 2.

Worst sequel ever made?

Batman & Robin

Thank you very much.

Honorable mentions:
Anything after Jaws II
Anything after Halloween II
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massive · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:27 am Post subject:

Brutus wrote:

massive wrote:

Brutus wrote:

But then, instead of making it a real dilema (like we ALL face as real people) he is so fucking cool he saves both her AND the train?!?!?!?!?!

BULLSHIT!!! Mad

This gives us no insight into him as a person (hero or otherwise) and thus ruined what was ALMOST a moment of true movie "drama".

Which would you choose?

pfft, the kids of course!

Then I could upgrade the girlfriend unit with all the fresh press and sympathy for losing my beloved girlfriend. Maybe meet some grateful MILFs too. Wink

And besides, if you save the girl she'd probably be like, "thanks, but OMG you let all those kids die! You are a loser, and a liar and I knew it WAS always just about sex!" Or something like that because of her own guilt for getting picked over the kids... Rolling Eyes

See? Easy. Win/win or lose/lose. With such an obvious choice even that barely qualifies as drama.

How is that for character insight? Im so proud. Razz

I laughed out loud at that Bret - because it's so true!
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

RK-Mara · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:10 am Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

I'm finding the Harry Potter movies getting progressively worse each year.

They were good?
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Stealth · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:08 am Post subject:

He's the Amazing Spiderman for a reason.

The only thing I'm disappointed in is that Mary Jane was not a sweet caring person. She was a sassy hot firecracker and a bitch.

"Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot."
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AlMightyBob · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:30 pm Post subject:

The Die Hard sequels didn't really do it for me. They didn't suck outright but never bet the original.
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RCSI · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject:

I did not enjoy Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom as much as I did the other films.
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massive · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject:

RCSI wrote:

I did not enjoy Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom as much as I did the other films.

Yah - Temple of Doom sucked. I and III were excellent though.
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

RK-Mara · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject:

AlMightyBob wrote:

The Die Hard sequels didn't really do it for me. They didn't suck outright but never bet the original.

Is any sequel done by Renny Harlin good?
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Stealth · Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:44 am Post subject:

These guys discussed the movie remakes. But I don't agree with them.

City of Angels and Down to Earth were awesome.

Edit: and wtf? the link is gone... now I need to find it again...

well I have no idea where it's at... but here's another one.

http://movies.aol.com/movie-photo/worst-movie-sequels
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Vlad Piranha · Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject:

Well, you guys pretty much nailed this thing. Alot of the sequels I hated and the critics hated were on this list. I was fishing for the Pirates movies and Spiderman 3 in particular. Caddyshack II, Rocky V, Dumb and Dumberer, etc. were all on the critic list. There were tons of worthy ones on this list too that the newspaper snobs failed to mention, just like I said.