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Wang ChungElite Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Tech
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject: A very important date in Cut Throat history |
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Today is a very important day in Cut Throat history, and world history in general. If you haven't prepared your calendars for the future, you should start now. You should mark off November 6th with as much obnoxious shit to make sure you never forget it.
November 6th is a day that shall forever live in infamy as long as the human race exists. This day marks the creation of something that has changed my life and all of ours as well, whether we know it or not, and will likely perpetuate and continue to affect us for as long as we are around. It is a day where we rejoice the birth of another very important human being.
Aa birthday is, at it's roots, nothing more than a reminder that your momma and your poppa got it on and you are what happened. In fact, if it wasn't for your really horny parents, you wouldn't be reading this. Looking at it that way, when you stop and realize all the life that's prevented by wearing condoms and such, you go, "shit." Sometimes you might look at a particular individual and say that their better half might have just rolled down the side of their inabriated mother's leg.
Rarely do you think about a person and say to yourself, "Shit, I'm glad they didn't get, uhm, "blown" away." It's not as though it isn't true for a lot of people, it is just that we don't like to compliment people as much as we do trash them - but there are notable exceptions. Thus, when you thankful that someone didn't end up in a condom, you must simultaneously realize that they are the fucking shit. It also has occured to me quite jovially that this was not the first, but rather the second unsafe sex decision that turned out really well for the same family. Heck, with their track record, they should be having kids every night - CT would be a lot cooler.
Someday, I promise, someday, I'm going to bake up a nice cake and send it out west for a particular family started by a couple who inadverdantly changed all of our lives just by having a few sexy times. This couple is wholly responsible for the creation of two of CT's oldest, most notorious, and most fundamental members, and inadverdantly, partially responsible for the creation and upholding of the greatest group of gamers ever. I'll send them a cake and let them know that someday.
Everyone knows that 1/2 helped to found the Cut Throats. We all know about him and his legacy. He doesn't come around much, but we know what he's done for us and we thank him eternally. Yet in the very large shadow he casts lies another man, a man who stands out among his darkness. He's 2/2, and without him, our lives would probably taste like shit.
This guy has been in CT since almost the very beginning. He is, by definition, the very essence of the Cut Throats. He himself is the purest embodiment of the values we as a community hold to be true. This man has never let his guiding light wane, always keeping the Cut Throats on the right path by making sure we emphasize the right things like friendship instead of leadership. He makes sure we respect people based upon their thoughts, actions, intentions - their character - instead of their rank or monetary status. He keeps us ... us.
There will only be one Michael Jordan. There will be only one Babe Ruth. There will be only one Wayne Gretzky. There will be only one Takeshi "Hot Dog Eating Champ" Kobeyashi. And there will be only one Special Jimmy
Thank you very much Travis "Special Jimmy" Lilach
Sincerely,
Mike "Wang Chung" Stylianos and any Cut Throat who you've ever done anything nice for.
Happy birthday fucker!
21-Rum Salute Commence
_________________ is now -=|CT|=- Frothy Mixture
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NuggetHax0r Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: with yarrr wench
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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such a way with words
happy bday jimster _________________
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CountChoculaWarning- may cause CountChoculitis Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Location: sittin on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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happy birthday, life partner _________________
Quote: | [20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: we'll aim for bender
[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: but use a lot of napalm
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BunnyChips' Wench Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Location: In the bunny hole
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Birfday Yimmeh! <3 _________________
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K9 CarlosOld Fart Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Behind You
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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happy b-day bro _________________ -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos
SupaFly wrote: | barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days |
Quote: | I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. |
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BenderThe First Bi-Sexual (mostly gay) Robot Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Planet Express Ship (flying over Canada)
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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happy b-day _________________
Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: whenever a girl is like "oh what are you thinking about"
2:50 AM - -=|CT|=- Dr. Crunk: i say nothing cause saying dudes wouldn't go over well
3:34 PM - El.Tawxic: I wish I was a horse
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RoscoeSailor Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Location: Wisconsin
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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happy birthday man maybe ill stop by your house _________________
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KordobaSailor Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Location: Egypt.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Happy birthday. _________________
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RaedStoned Angry Gamer Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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Happy birthday Jimmeh. _________________ -=|CT|=- Raed
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TawxicHelmsman Joined: 24 Mar 2005
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Jimmy, if it wasn't for you I would of never learned to love like an animal.
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anonymousityStealth's Wench Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Location: Scurvy Cove
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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Happy birthday trav _________________
♥♪!?
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AlMightyBobDictator-Elect Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:23 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday ma love! _________________
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Special JimmyNeo-Kaufmanist Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Tied to a Cinder block at the bottom of the ocean
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:40 am Post subject: |
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I got a really sweet mp3 player today and I got a really cool jacket, even a pulp fiction t-shirt and some awesome ice cream cake.
but...
What Mike said was the best present I could have gotten today. I read what you wrote and I felt like crying. No Lies. The pride I get from visiting these forums everyday is amazing. I joined CT when I didn't really have any friends outside of my family. Things changed and I've got a few of em now.
but....
They just never add up. You guys are my best friends. No Lies. I tell you guys shit I can hardly tell myself. Mike, you're fuckin awesome. I talk to you like everyday. You're so original it makes me want to be more unique and creative. You're the rockstar of CT. CT has brought me so much, and it's things like this that remind that no matter what happens, we'll be together a long time. Whether it's individually or still a group, we can't change shit like this.
I love you guys. No lies. _________________ -=|CT|=-Special Jimmy
Wang Chung wrote: | MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats |
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RCSIThe YARR Master Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: On a Ship
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:18 am Post subject: |
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ChrisTJohn JamesonJoined: 16 Mar 2005
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Have a great fucking birthday Trav.
Salut
~CT _________________ Submit to Milky Way
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