my expirience....

candolisaX · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:18 am Post subject: my expirience....

Hi I am a dirty whore bot that likes to eat dirt andO GAWD MY BRAIN IS BEING EATEN BY DINOSAUR ALIENS,
Lot's of people ask me about Ninja Loss.
i want to answer once for everyone
In the context of Pirate style pwning, Ninja loss is the process of losing Ninjas, typically by losing all ninja-related tendancies. To achieve Ninja loss, more Musket Bullets must be expended than taken in. This can be achieved by reducing the amount of TKs, increasing Headshots or a combination of the two.
For healthy Ninja loss, most experts recommend a combination of healthy Noob Killing and regular Musket Pwnerizing. Other methods of losing Ninjas include use of prescribed or herbal drugs or chemicals that decrease Ninja-ness and/or increase ARRR activity.
Surgical options are also available. Cutlass Amputation removes targeted limbs while Kamodos can result in large Ninja loss by reducing the size of the body or reducing the absorption of Ninja energy. Surgical and drug options may have serious side-effects.
Ninja loss hypnosis is yet another option for those wanting to lose Ninjas, Especially Drunks.
the other one way is a drug. You can buy cheap Arrrtrax in the shop. or somewhere else.
be aware of buying generic Arrrtrax. Beacause it can harm your health. Try the Arrrtrax diet but not forget about physical exresices
A loss of Ninjas can also be the symptom of some mental or physical diseases or disorders, such as Pirate Awesomeness, Yo Ho Ho associated with Pwning, Scurvey or Cannonitis.
Ninja loss can help to relieve symptoms of a variety of conditions, such as Being a Ninja, Liking Ninjas and disorders of the spine, pain in the knee or legs, and many heart conditions. For healthy Ninja loss, Blackbeard should be consulted to develop a Ninja loss plan that is tailored to the individual.
Another key component of successful Ninja loss is setting a realistic goal and expectations. Many Captains agree that a realistic goal for Ninja loss should be around 1 Dojo (mass) (20 Ninjas) per week. Adjusting your lifestyle to incorporate Cannon Pwning and Cutlass Stabberizing is the best way to lose Ninjas permanently.
Don't forget that cheap is not always worse than expensive
Pwning is the practice of Headshotting (and Stabbing) in a regulated fashion to achieve a particular, short term objective. This is distinct from the more basic concept of "Owning" which addresses the longer term and more generic habit of Killing Ninjas. For example, Cabinboy McNoob Pwns a town completely devoid of Master Ninjas, including Assasins; but while this is pwning, it is not "Owning."

EDIT: FIXED by Invader_G1R

The Fornicator. · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:21 am Post subject:

phag bot l�l xD

Plus it's expErience not expIrience
n00b xD
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Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:31 am Post subject:

yup, delete
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Erwin Rommel · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject:

wtf is up with these bots?
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Corbin · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:16 pm Post subject:

hahhahahahahha, are there more of these, cause this made me giggle.
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Its been a While my dear Ct

Invader_G1R · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:22 pm Post subject:

I made it better!
Anyone who read it already, read it again!
It is different now.
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Raed · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject:

Invader_G1R wrote:

I made it better!
Anyone who read it already, read it again!
It is different now.

Much better read. Smile

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Wang Chung · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject:

Daleeted.
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Erwin Rommel · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject:

All bots should say that Very Happy

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Stealth · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject:

Well the PHPBB got updated. So looks like there may be a new update soon or something to fight against the bots.
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