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Stealthâ–²RAWR TRIANGLE RAWRâ–² Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:53 pm Post subject: "Famous Quotes" Thread |
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OMG?! Stealth's bored once more! Go figure. :/ Time fer a list of all the famous quotes known to man. So we can always go back and laugh at them.
Each quote will be something in someone's sig or it just too darned funny for anyone to own it. Either way, it's all good.
Famous BFP Quotes:
Xfire Chat wrote: | -??????-?????|? ??: lol, so teh jimmifier is bored... i smell jimmifision afoot
-??????- ??????? ???M?: oh yes
-??????- ??????? ???M?: but
-??????- ??????? ???M?: it is always afoot |
Wang, trying to get laid, wrote: | Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
Stealth, guarding, wrote: | [16:48] -??????-?t??l†?: No! Mine! Get j00r own bunneh! |
APM wrote: | Because DE stands a better chance if CT has less players |
Clash of the Spammers wrote: | [23:23] [-DE-]ComradeKil: hey wanna touch my weiner?
[23:25] [-DE-]Melvin: yes |
Axe, squeamishly, wrote: | I am not a girl damnit Massive ......Yall bastards |
Bunneh wrote: | [18:24] -??????-?u???: everythings my fault |
Jimmy wrote: | This is why I'm banning you from the forums Rally. My mind's eye has been soiled. |
Axe, too willingly, wrote: | I'll send a pic of me naked to anyone that wants one. Eh Rally? |
Boom wrote: | Ewwwww, stop using that godforbidden vocabulary. |
Seaworthy wrote: | [17:20] :|SD|:seaworthy: MY PENIS IS LIKE A STUBBY PIGS TAIL SHORT AND SKINNY |
Threep wrote: | -??????-[=SC=]Jesus: i will take a shower
-??????-[=SC=]Jesus: and masturbate |
Orgy Group wrote: |
-??????- ?å?'? Ç?????: I am masturbating now!
-??????-?????|? ??: me too!!!! |
Emo Axe wrote: | I truly wish you guys would just let me crawl in a hole peacefully and die. |
Axe, becoming a child, wrote: | I can go poopie by myself now |
Axe, telling off Count, wrote: | But grammatically correct you shitty cereal |
Axe's inner woman, wrote: | I wear a CT thong. |
Supafly, idiotically, wrote: | ever think we rip on him (Axey) too much???
<slaps>
sorry guys, i dunno what i was thinking |
Axe, hating the planet, wrote: | Why does my name always get mentioned?
Yall bastards |
Axe, dissing a fellow member, wrote: | ...swab the deck with your gay porn and leave me alone then... |
Axe, stalking Rally, wrote: | I have seen some nudists before, they were all old. |
Axe, talking to a BOT, wrote: | AxeBlindGuardian: love me sweetly
MuffinCheeseqg: man, i am tired |
K9, telling some clan in BBB, wrote: | 3/30/2005 14:39:55 : # [Global] -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos: we're gonna auction your boat on Ebay |
Gunner, in-game, wrote: | My boat |
The Truth wrote: | [20:42] [-DE-]roscoe: now im alone
[20:42] [-DE-]roscoe: and sad
[20:42] [-DE-]ComradeKil: like real life |
-=SvS=- BOOM wrote: | And so the CT flag stands high.... |
Wise man, 2shoes wrote: | not to hard to type out things like you when the other two letters involved are right next to it |
A Sarcastic 2shoes wrote: | and please tell me your female because i dont like getting called hun by a middle aged man |
Everyone's Favorite 2shoes wrote: | listen you really need to calm down take a midol or something... |
Xfire Chat w/ Roscoe wrote: | [19:00] -??????-???M: I look at gay porn
[19:00] [-DE-]roscoe: thats because your in ct |
Chips wrote: | [17:12] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: well I will play with you LOL |
Sprite wrote: | I shaved my balls in the past | (Who knows what the HELL made him say that...)
A high 2shoes wrote: | BRAWKBRAWK MOTHER FUCKER...BRAAWK |
Storytime Stealth wrote: |
[18:43] -??????-?t??l†?: Once upon a time, there was a chicken.
-??????-?t??l†?: Now the little chicken secretly didn't know that his name was Billy.
-??????-?t??l†?: So he went all over the countryside asking to see his brothers and sisters. But they were all transported away to a chicken farm.
-??????-?t??l†?: After a long time, the full grown chicken went to the store and looked at the poultry section and found out that he saw his brothers. The moral of the story is, just b/c you don't know your name, doesn't mean your brothers will die an agonizing death. |
An off track Stealth wrote: |
-??????-?t??l†?: Exactly. Because it's a great thing. And your mind can read others.
[18:20] -??????-?t??l†?: Your kinda like a monk who can see people's sins
[18:20] [-DE-]roscoe: ...
[18:20] -??????-?t??l†?: But cooler
[18:20] [-DE-]roscoe: cool
[18:20] [-DE-]roscoe: i think ur getting off track
[18:20] -??????-?t??l†?: Getting off track? We're talking about how getting off track is sometimes cool |
Taw wrote: | 2005-08-12 23:16:48 : # [Allies] -=|CT|=-Tawxic: this is like deer hunter
2005-08-12 23:17:09 : # [Allies] -=|CT|=-Tawxic: they dont fight back |
The attack of the pedifiles wrote: | -??????- ?å?'? Ç?????: what do you take?
-??????-[=SC=]Jesus: take?
-??????-[=SC=]Jesus: a cock :>
-??????-[=SC=]Jesus: 8=====D |
Fun Xfire Convo wrote: | [21:07] -??????-?t??l†?: ya have to be careful with Crunch though, he gets a tad bit carried away..
[21:08] -??????- ??????? ???M?: tell me about it, it's like prison around him
[21:08] -??????- ??????? ???M?: dont drop the soap
[21:09] -??????-?t??l†?: Isn't it odd that everytime someone meantion "gay porn" and Axe, Milk, Crunch, Slaughter and Rally are all involved? They come out of their shells like turtles to get some loving. |
Sully wrote: | Sully: I don't like your "Status"
Sully: there are bad images
Sully: images that will never, never, go away |
Chips wrote: | :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: yeah I like my women with more meat |
Chips wrote: | :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: I try everything once
-??????-[=SC=]Jesus: yay
-??????-[=SC=]Jesus: that includes teabaggin?
:|SD|:ChipsAhoy: lol
:|SD|:ChipsAhoy: yes
:|SD|:ChipsAhoy: why not |
Chip and Stealth Convo wrote: | [20:18] -??????-?t??l†?: Now, I've ordered like 5 boxes of your "specially-made" tapes and paid in advance. It's been 14 months and they're not here!
[20:18] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: Wink
[20:19] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: axe can't keep it up
[20:19] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: sorry Wink
[20:19] -??????-?t??l†?: ROFL, Burrrrrrrrrned
[20:19] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: oih I didn't mean his penis
[20:19] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: I meant the amount of doing it and takes
[20:19] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: LOL
[20:19] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: oops
[20:19] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: im dead
[20:19] -??????-?t??l†?: lol, oh yes you are
[20:21] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: hmmm how much to not get that quoted>
[20:22] -??????-?t??l†?: We're talking 4 digits
[20:22] :|SD|:ChipsAhoy: crap |
Quote: | [00:54] -??????- ?ð???©?Ø¢µ?ª: drug-free's the way to be
[00:54] -??????- ?ð???©?Ø¢µ?ª: it rhymes, it must be true
[00:55] -??????-?t??l†?: Count's dick isn't long or thick. That rhymes. |
The MOST famous one:
ALL CUT THROATS wrote: | We ARE the FUCKING Cut Throats! |
_________________ Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!
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Stealthâ–²RAWR TRIANGLE RAWRâ–² Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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I know there's more so add away. _________________ Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!
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K9 CarlosOld Fart Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Behind You
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Mine actually wasn't to Pete. It was to, err, some clan that we were in a match with on BBB and we stole their boat. _________________ -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos
SupaFly wrote: | barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days |
Quote: | I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. |
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Stealthâ–²RAWR TRIANGLE RAWRâ–² Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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Fixed. _________________ Motherfucking Triangles! Being all three sided n' shit, who do they think they are?!
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GotMilk?ShaniquaJoined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: TN
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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it was a CTF league match wasn't? Thought it was a SvS/DE/whoever team during a DG match, not sure though. Could have been BB.
Last edited by GotMilk? on Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:17 pm; edited 1 time in total
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K9 CarlosOld Fart Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Behind You
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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No, I wanna say maybe SvS. Not sure. USAF might remember. We ended up making and selling a bunch of their shit. _________________ -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos
SupaFly wrote: | barreling axe is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days |
Quote: | I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. |
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SupaFlyGunner Fan Club President Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: sunnydale mental institution (for the mentally unstable) ((like me)) (((supa)))
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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best thread ever
Axey wrote: |
Yall bastards
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OMGROTFLMFAO!!!! _________________
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AxeBlindOld Fart's Cabin Man Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: On a falconet, me preciousssss
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:14 am Post subject: |
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I had a thread going of just quotes from and about me, but I lost it somewhere. I should get half the royalties seeing as half the quotes are from me eh? I intend to put a few more up soon, I keep saying stupid things.
Also K9, we were scrimming SvS on BBB when you said that, I remember because Melvin would drive the runabout to the fort and falc people, and after awhile someone told me to jump in after he was sniped and their boat wouldn't respawn so like 3/4ths of their team had to walk. They were bitching about having no boat and going WTF? as I recall. _________________
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CountChoculaWarning- may cause CountChoculitis Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Location: sittin on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Wang ChungElite Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Tech
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:10 am Post subject: |
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Nigga stole my bike!
BTW, guess which suave bachelor is going to a partay tonight? YEahhhh fucklersz _________________ is now -=|CT|=- Frothy Mixture
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RaedStoned Angry Gamer Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:49 am Post subject: |
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-=SvS=-BOOM wrote: | And so the CT flag stands high.... |
That was in a 10v10 match, CT vs SvS, SvS got owned, so I went all emo.
_________________ -=|CT|=- Raed
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ComradekilHelmsman Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Location: i think im in Siberia
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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Wang Chung wrote: | BTW, guess which suave bachelor is going to a partay tonight? YEahhhh fucklersz |
Uhm me? _________________
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2shoes1337 CT badass bow Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Location: back in florida FTW
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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from my convo with a grasshopper
2shoes wrote:
2shoes: not to hard to type out things like you when the other two letters involved are right next to it
2shoes wrote:
2shoes: and please tell me your female because i dont like getting called hun by a middle aged man
2shoes wrote:
2shoes: listen you really need to calm down take a midol or something... _________________
Sparrow wrote: |
...if pirates stays on bf1942 i'd hate to see the community grow even smaller, but i know i'll always be around and i hope the rest of you will too! |
Special Jimmy wrote: | This mod is rightfully ours, and fuck everyone that stands in our way. |
fair winds and following seas, lil shoes 8/3/94-6/23/09
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RaedStoned Angry Gamer Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Xfire Chat w/ Roscoe wrote: | [19:00] -??????-???M: I look at gay porn
[19:00] [-DE-]roscoe: thats because your in ct |
_________________ -=|CT|=- Raed
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Peachy PeteResident 8lb. Whore Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Location: University Park, PA / Southborough, MA / West Falmouth, MA
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:06 am Post subject: |
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K9 Carlos wrote: | No, I wanna say maybe SvS. Not sure. USAF might remember. We ended up making and selling a bunch of their shit. |
Yea, it was very humorous. I wanna say it was on BBB, and we had stolen their runabout. I think we just kept running away from them with it, but towards the end started raiding their other bases with two runabouts at a time. Good times. _________________
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows." -Frank Zappa
3/30/2005 14:39:55 : # [Global] -=|CT|=- K9 Carlos: we're gonna auction your boat on Ebay
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