For all you Console gamers out there

CountChocula

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/manifesto.html

funniest crap I read for a while
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[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: we'll aim for bender
[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: but use a lot of napalm

Brutus · Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:12 pm Post subject:

OMG

I read the whole thing... perfect!

*standing ovation*

Cpt. LandLubber · Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:39 pm Post subject:

so true, so true...

funny as hell tho'!
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 12:10 am Post subject:

That was a great article!
and as the great lubber said, so true, so true.
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

SupaFly · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 12:32 am Post subject:

wow.... that was long....
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Brutus · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:07 am Post subject:

SupaFly wrote:

wow.... that was long....

Lots to bitch about mon!!!

I would have added the whole fubar'd patchification requirements too. I am tempted to start rolling out a whole new set but it is already too late...

Raed · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject:

Saw it before Cool

Kinda corny of ya ask me

Special Jimmy · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:33 pm Post subject:

BOOM wrote:

Saw it before 8) Kinda corny of ya ask me

obviously you are more of a computer gamer....
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats

ChrisT · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 4:39 pm Post subject:

BOOM wrote:

Kinda corny of ya ask me

No one did ask you

srry, I had to.
You totally put that out there for me 2 take advantage of
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Corbin · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject:

read the halo one its highlarious
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Its been a While my dear Ct

The Angel of Death · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject:

Wow thanks alot Count. I fucking HATE videogames now. The problem I have with this is that it is all true. I figured out that I dont have a single game that has not been turned into crap because of this shit that these ppl pull.

I have to go re-think my life because of this now.
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The Tater Strikes Again!!!!!!! -=|CT|=-Death Duck

Wang Chung wrote:

omg CT totally rules pirates

SupaFly · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:31 pm Post subject:

The Angel of Death wrote:

Wow thanks alot Count. I fucking HATE videogames now. The problem I have with this is that it is all true. I figured out that I dont have a single game that has not been turned into crap because of this shit that these ppl pull.

I have to go re-think my life because of this now.

thats the problem i have with ppl like the dude(ette?) who write this... they think too fucking much.... that goldeneye story... man, i did the same thing, cept i killed 2400 some of the bastards cuz it was FUN!!!!!!

DONT THINK, JUST PLAY!!! its a game, its my escape from reality, i dun want it to look real, cuz if it looks too real, ima put down the gun & start delivering pizza in a fucking helo or something.... just force of habit

games are games... if u want a realistic killing experience, go shoot someone, let me kill my poorly rendered cartoon characters with way more weapons than any one man could ever possibly carry (an issue he didnt discuss) while they walk in circles & shoot at walls, it makes me think im good Razz

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Brutus · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:33 pm Post subject:

ROFL!!!

CountChocula · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:23 pm Post subject:

Brutus wrote:

ROFL!!!

I found it hilarious too, YOU people are the ones thinking too much.. they wrote that to be funny.. just read the review of Star Wars Galaxies... that's funny too... YOUR CHIN MAKES YOU WEAK
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[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: we'll aim for bender
[20:43] -≠∫ĆŤ∫≠- ŜρξčļαГ јỈмMﻻ: but use a lot of napalm

Special Jimmy · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject:

SupaFly wrote:

The Angel of Death wrote:

Wow thanks alot Count. I fucking HATE videogames now. The problem I have with this is that it is all true. I figured out that I dont have a single game that has not been turned into crap because of this shit that these ppl pull.

I have to go re-think my life because of this now.

thats the problem i have with ppl like the dude(ette?) who write this... they think too fucking much.... that goldeneye story... man, i did the same thing, cept i killed 2400 some of the bastards cuz it was FUN!!!!!!

DONT THINK, JUST PLAY!!! its a game, its my escape from reality, i dun want it to look real, cuz if it looks too real, ima put down the gun & start delivering pizza in a fucking helo or something.... just force of habit

games are games... if u want a realistic killing experience, go shoot someone, let me kill my poorly rendered cartoon characters with way more weapons than any one man could ever possibly carry (an issue he didnt discuss) while they walk in circles & shoot at walls, it makes me think im good :P

It goes both ways, you wanna play a game that has realistic effects and graphics, but its still a game.
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Wang Chung wrote:

MikeSty 22: they say Rome wasn't built in a day
MikeSty 22: but they never had the Fucking Cut Throats