Million post thread

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:56 pm Post subject:

massive wrote:

Dwarves are all gay. Gay I tell you! Why you ask? well have you ever seen a dwarven maiden, dwarven female, or dwarven wench? No! And if you say otherwise I call you out as the liar you are - because they don't exist. If you point to any so called 'evidence' or even visual clues (or be even so retarded to say 'uhhhh but dwarven women have beards'), I say all you need do is look under their kilts - EVERY GOD DAMN ONE OF EM HAS A BALL SACK. In order to be so "fucking awesome" as you somehow came to that fucktarded conclusion, they had to give up something - and you know what that something was? Yes, spoiler alert, I'm gonna say it: in order for Dwarves to be so "incredibly dope" they gave up pussy. They gave up the vajayjay, they gave up the cunt, they gave up lickin the split, so they could rain terror down on goblins and orcs, and bear offspring by shoving their beards inside each other (or something like that). The ultimate man club, rammin' their clubs up other man dwarves - thats why they hang out in caves cuz they are FUCKING EMBARASSED. Now i am aware that to a certain number of you, this knowledge has endeared dwarves to you more than ever, and you may be getting dressed at this moment to go out in search of your very own dwarf. To thee I bid, 'Good Day Sir!'

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Eugene · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 8:57 pm Post subject:

massive wrote:

Now i am aware that to a certain number of you, this knowledge has endeared dwarves to you more than ever, and you may be getting dressed at this moment to go out in search of your very own dwarf. To thee I bid, 'Good Day Sir!'

Confirmed for Dwarf seeking status.

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 9:58 pm Post subject:

Let's see if we can count to 10

I'll start:

1
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Hanna Banana · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 10:59 pm Post subject:

4....yeah, I don't think it's going to work.

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:28 pm Post subject:

U.N.Owen wrote:

4....yeah, I don't think it's going to work.

Dang.

HEY! GOOD NEWS GUYS! At our current post rate (about 33 in a day) it will only take us 30303 more days to hit a million posts!! Woooohhhooo!! This shall become a time capsule
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Draco · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:42 pm Post subject:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

U.N.Owen wrote:

4....yeah, I don't think it's going to work.

Dang.

HEY! GOOD NEWS GUYS! At our current post rate (about 33 in a day) it will only take us 30303 more days to hit a million posts!! Woooohhhooo!! This shall become a time capsule

Don't worry, that will all change.

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:57 pm Post subject:

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Draco · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:07 am Post subject:

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:27 am Post subject:

bedtime

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massive · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:53 am Post subject:

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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

massive · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:54 am Post subject:

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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

massive · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:54 am Post subject:

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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

massive · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:55 am Post subject:

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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Berry Punch · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:35 am Post subject:

Actually wasn't there only one dwarf in elder scrolls that was immortal and that was only because of a disease that let him live forever but every waking moment was agony?

BarytaQ · Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:46 am Post subject:

Immortality would suck.
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