Million post thread

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:17 pm Post subject:

Couldn't even get to page 2 before there were ponies. Oh well.
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Berry Punch · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:25 pm Post subject:

Why not... both?

Lool i'm terrible. But seriously, this would be alot easier if we had a conversation going.

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:28 pm Post subject:

Ok then, hello Kirov, how are you?
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Berry Punch · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:00 pm Post subject:

I'm bored, there's a kid behind me poking me with a pointy stick, a teacher looking pissed at the kid, and an unamused principle starring intently at her head, his eyes a void that swallows your mind bringing you into the cosmos where you get a brief taste of true belonging before you're brought straight back to reality, where you realize you are a tuna boat captain, but not just a captain, a captain with no crew.

Draco · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:40 pm Post subject:

Kirov wrote:

I'm bored, there's a kid behind me poking me with a pointy stick, a teacher looking pissed at the kid, and an unamused principle starring intently at her head, his eyes a void that swallows your mind bringing you into the cosmos where you get a brief taste of true belonging before you're brought straight back to reality, where you realize you are a tuna boat captain, but not just a captain, a captain with no crew.

...How high are you right now?

Berry Punch · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:28 pm Post subject:

Draco wrote:

Kirov wrote:

I'm bored, there's a kid behind me poking me with a pointy stick, a teacher looking pissed at the kid, and an unamused principle starring intently at her head, his eyes a void that swallows your mind bringing you into the cosmos where you get a brief taste of true belonging before you're brought straight back to reality, where you realize you are a tuna boat captain, but not just a captain, a captain with no crew.

...How high are you right now?

Ppfffttt... drugs are so 2008. I smoke DLC now.

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:54 pm Post subject:

I'm so exhausted, just spent 6 hours helping my dad cut up a huge tree that fell down in his woods, split it, and burning the scraps. The trunk of it was almost 3 feet in diameter, it was crazy.
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Berry Punch · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:10 pm Post subject:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

I'm so exhausted, just spent 6 hours helping my dad cut up a huge tree that fell down in his woods, split it, and burning the scraps. The trunk of it was almost 3 feet in diameter, it was crazy.

Why not convert that to wood planks? So wasteful!

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:19 pm Post subject:

Kirov wrote:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

I'm so exhausted, just spent 6 hours helping my dad cut up a huge tree that fell down in his woods, split it, and burning the scraps. The trunk of it was almost 3 feet in diameter, it was crazy.

Why not convert that to wood planks? So wasteful!

Lols, we save the wood and burn it in our fireplace over the winter to save on heating. Also makes everything smell nice Smile

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Draco · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:24 pm Post subject:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

Kirov wrote:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

I'm so exhausted, just spent 6 hours helping my dad cut up a huge tree that fell down in his woods, split it, and burning the scraps. The trunk of it was almost 3 feet in diameter, it was crazy.

Why not convert that to wood planks? So wasteful!

Lols, we save the wood and burn it in our fireplace over the winter to save on heating. Also makes everything smell nice Smile

Screw burning the wood. Make a catapult and conquer the neighbors!

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:34 pm Post subject:

Draco wrote:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

Kirov wrote:

tru.pairadocs wrote:

I'm so exhausted, just spent 6 hours helping my dad cut up a huge tree that fell down in his woods, split it, and burning the scraps. The trunk of it was almost 3 feet in diameter, it was crazy.

Why not convert that to wood planks? So wasteful!

Lols, we save the wood and burn it in our fireplace over the winter to save on heating. Also makes everything smell nice Smile

Screw burning the wood. Make a catapult and conquer the neighbors!

Actually, I had a trebuchet in the garage for 3 years. It was a project for my first physics class in high school
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massive · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:26 pm Post subject:

catapults are a quicker construct AND mobile...Trebuchet's are French
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

massive · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:28 pm Post subject:

and changing tags in the Egypt server???

<<<<<<<<<<----------- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is THIS???

OMG OMG OMG tag police!
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

Eugene · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:05 pm Post subject:

So I am sitting here at work and I have about 2 and a half hours before i have to leave, NOTHING is happening so I am doing the good ol' write whatever comes to my head thing, and usually people will do this to get their fingers warmed and to get writing but fuck it I am doing it for the sake of pure boredom. Now let us talk about dwarves, see I think that Dwarves are pretty fucking awesome. Living in mountains, drinking mead, fighting stuff, running off with wenches. Basically a pirate dwarf would be a fucking badass, cause his ship would be a floating fucking mountain.

Now, let us talk about dwarves in various things.

Fuck the warcraft dwarves, those guys are major ball suckers. Oh look at us, we speak in scottish accents and we live in a mountain except NOT. Those mother fuckers live outside, dwarf starting area in WoW is like 80% outside. Fuck you, I'm a dwarf, hand me a gorram axe and point me towards the nearest goblin cave and I will FUCK. SHIT. UP.

Now the Hobbit dwarves, those guys are chill as fuck. Arcenstone and shit, oh and if you went to go see the Hobbit without reading any of the books. FUCK YOU. Thorin dies, and The Doctor was never in the books (yes, both of them). Anyway so those dudes are legit, they show up to their mountian and just chill, then hold off armies and then summon more bro dwarves (bwarves) to help em fight and then BAM: Battle of the five armies, arcenstone, golden armor, dwarves smithing. Bunch of fucking bros.

Elder Scrolls dwarves are giant fucking assholes, why? Because they hate magic and feelings. Actually fuck that, those guys are awesome. "Sure snow elves, we will help you against the nords, but first. YOU GOTTA BE BLIND SUCKA." Bunch of douche bag bros. Then they all went and achieved immortality or something cause they are massive God-bros now.

So yeah, dwarves are pretty sweet, with their awesome beards, mead, axes, and being all dwarven and shit. You know what were some bad ass dwarves? The guys in dragon age, pretty much all warriors. None of that pussy mage shit, just men walking around beating people with their massive hammers (aka their penis), and just living in a giant mountain and caves and shit. You know how they sentence someone to die? Battle to the death vs demons. You know how humans send someone to die? Hanging and stuff. Dwarves are all: you are a badass so we are gonna treat you like a badass. Why are you a badass? Because you have giant dwarg balls, yes even the women. Dwarf BALLS. I remember beating that game with a dwarf warrior king and man was I a badass. Banged the goth chick, wore pimping as fuck armor, made everyone my bitch, slayed a couple of dragons, and I lived cause the goth chick was preggo, but she went all "Im keepign it and you wont see me again." psh, whateves. I'm a dwarf. I give 0 fucks, I'm just gonna go polish my greatsword, which isn't a metaphor for a penis, its actually a greatsword. You sick fuck.

massive · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:27 pm Post subject:

Dwarves are all gay. Gay I tell you! Why you ask? well have you ever seen a dwarven maiden, dwarven female, or dwarven wench? No! And if you say otherwise I call you out as the liar you are - because they don't exist. If you point to any so called 'evidence' or even visual clues (or be even so retarded to say 'uhhhh but dwarven women have beards'), I say all you need do is look under their kilts - EVERY GOD DAMN ONE OF EM HAS A BALL SACK. In order to be so "fucking awesome" as you somehow came to that fucktarded conclusion, they had to give up something - and you know what that something was? Yes, spoiler alert, I'm gonna say it: in order for Dwarves to be so "incredibly dope" they gave up pussy. They gave up the vajayjay, they gave up the cunt, they gave up lickin the split, so they could rain terror down on goblins and orcs, and bear offspring by shoving their beards inside each other (or something like that). The ultimate man club, rammin' their clubs up other man dwarves - thats why they hang out in caves cuz they are FUCKING EMBARASSED. Now i am aware that to a certain number of you, this knowledge has endeared dwarves to you more than ever, and you may be getting dressed at this moment to go out in search of your very own dwarf. To thee I bid, 'Good Day Sir!'
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.