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massive
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Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:40 pm 
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๖ۣۜÂρριεڱαυc� wrote:
2shoes wrote:
๖ۣۜÂρριεڱαυc� wrote:
I Give good blowjobs, if that helps.

you are now the new cabin boy please report to the barrel on the front porch


i am honored. Cool


Barrel lid is now securely in place - should be good for at least 8 months...Here comes more Aaaaaaple Sauce!
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Eugene
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:09 pm 
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Gonna throw this down. Apple is 16(i think), depending on your state this could be very illegal...carry on.
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Badman
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Joined: 12 Sep 2011
Location: Canada, in the west..... what more do you want to know?
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:10 pm 
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massive wrote:
๖ۣۜÂρριεڱαυc� wrote:
2shoes wrote:
๖ۣۜÂρριεڱαυc� wrote:
I Give good blowjobs, if that helps.

you are now the new cabin boy please report to the barrel on the front porch


i am honored. Cool


Barrel lid is now securely in place - should be good for at least 8 months...Here comes more Aaaaaaple Sauce!


Should i be worried about this or am i in the clear? I should know i REALLY don't want to join with apple, give me shitty jobs literary then rather sending me to the barrel.
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Vlad Piranha
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:18 pm 
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sleeples wrote:
Dammit, how this Thread get so easily off topic? Also where is apples contribution?


I'll tell you where.

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Badman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:43 pm 
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Vlad Piranha wrote:
sleeples wrote:
Dammit, how this Thread get so easily off topic? Also where is apples contribution?


I'll tell you where.

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that looks like heaven compared what apple has to do, and besides child labor is common for me
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Erwin Rommel
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Joined: 02 Aug 2005
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:51 pm 
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sleeples wrote:
Gonna throw this down. Apple is 16(i think), depending on your state this could be very illegal...carry on.


Wasn't it 15? Pirates don't care about such things!

(Though this is what brought on my question about Axe - I was always under the impression that he was targetted since he was a bit older)
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Stealth
▲RAWR TRIANGLE RAWR▲


Joined: 13 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:56 pm 
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Should i be worried about this or am i in the clear? I should know i REALLY don't want to join with apple, give me shitty jobs literary then rather sending me to the barrel.


Once the OFGs have selected their new cabin boy, the cabin boy's position is full and shouldn't occur for another few years. By that point, the barnacles that have accumulated in the boy's rectum feel as if they are spikes to the OFG's and the boy's youth is now no longer appealing.

Then the hunt begins anew.

So yeah, it's a ritual. If we don't sacrifice a cabin boy to the OFGs, they stop taking their meds, go crazy and do even more reckless shit.
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Badman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:00 pm 
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Stealth wrote:
Badman wrote:


Should i be worried about this or am i in the clear? I should know i REALLY don't want to join with apple, give me shitty jobs literary then rather sending me to the barrel.


Once the OFGs have selected their new cabin boy, the cabin boy's position is full and shouldn't occur for another few years. By that point, the barnacles that have accumulated in the boy's rectum feel as if they are spikes to the OFG's and the boy's youth is now no longer appealing.

Then the hunt begins anew.


oh good you had me worried, so about that shitty job...... do i still have to do that?
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Stealth
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:04 pm 
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Post a picture of a good wench to throw off the OFGs, and most likely, no.
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Badman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:29 pm 
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Post a picture of a good wench to throw off the OFGs, and most likely, no.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2833608339_c7e04e4a74.jpg

this may be helpful or not but im taking a gamble
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Eugene
Sleepuls


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:12 pm 
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you can do better.
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Erwin Rommel
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:14 pm 
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I don't think wenches work. They had Axe when the pirate babes section was still around.
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Stealth
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:09 pm 
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That was Jack Bauer trying to avoid becoming a cabin boy. He kept the OFGs appeased.

By the time the Pirate Babe section came about, Axe was already too far in. Rather, the OFGs were too far in him.

Babes or not, there always has to be a cabin boy.
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Badman
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:50 am 
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A good and fine choice to pick apple as the new cabin boy, I say let's put it official and vote to see how much OFG wants him, can I get a Yarr?
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2shoes
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Joined: 15 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:17 am 
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yarrr ...see heres the problem with asking for a yarrr long ago a very smart pirate decided you must yarrr when yarrred or face admin bot
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