Chuck Norris.

Messy Recipe · Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:09 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2129580420071222
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Erwin Rommel · Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:14 pm Post subject:

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Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

Wait? They're not true? Laughing

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Stealth · Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:51 pm Post subject:

He's probably getting annoyed with everyone trying to tell him "facts" all the time.
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Nugget · Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:34 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris has no soul. He lost it in a lawsuit with himself
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atatme · Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:29 pm Post subject:

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

massive · Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:10 am Post subject:

Chuck Norris was in the Pride Parade in San Francisco 2008.
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

2shoes · Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:35 am Post subject:

chuck norris's beard was shaved off only to discover not an extra fist but an extra vagina apperently chucks been a pussy the whole time
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Special Jimmy · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject:

This is all an elaborate joke for him to kill us all.
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massive · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:57 am Post subject:

No Jimmy, sadly Chuck is truly a hermaphrodite, though not in the strictest use of the term.
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.

SupaFly · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:35 am Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

He's probably getting annoyed with everyone trying to tell him "facts" all the time.

surprisingly when he did an interview he was joking about it... he seems to take it all in good humor, i think he even said he was kinda flattered

honestly though, where would he be if that hadnt started?

also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8 always makes me giggle
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massive · Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject:

http://www.manolith.com/2009/05/21/chuck-norris-saves-croatian-bakery/
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Vlad Piranha wrote:

I'm offended that a zombie holocaust isn't on the list. It would be terrifying, sure, but it would be pretty sweet if you think about it.