Zombies

atatme · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:45 pm Post subject: Zombies

Me and Danger recently had a conversation about zombies. Thoughts CT? (WARNING: Long)

-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: you heard about this NOdding Disease shit?
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/world/africa/uganda-nodding-disease/index.html
-=|CT|=- atatme: yeah dufde
-=|CT|=- atatme: zombie virus
-=|CT|=- atatme: hope it stays kids only
-=|CT|=- atatme: but
-=|CT|=- atatme: i predicted this
-=|CT|=- atatme: zombies are happening
-=|CT|=- atatme: if they do
-=|CT|=- atatme: get your ass to montana
-=|CT|=- atatme: we will persevere
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: man
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I'm gonna be one of the first to go.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: When you think that only like 100 people survive in most of these movie situations
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: odds aren't good
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: and then you play that game
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: zombies attack
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: weapon to your left is your defense
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: what is it?
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: it's all you have.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I have a Bobble Head Boba Fett, a can of shaving cream, and an empty beer bottle
-=|CT|=- atatme: lmao
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: you can't just fight a zombie with those tools
-=|CT|=- atatme: i got a bong and mad heavy shit
-=|CT|=- atatme: id fuck it up if it was only 12
-=|CT|=- atatme: 1*
-=|CT|=- atatme: and then i have other things in my house
-=|CT|=- atatme: just in case
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I don't have any good blugeoning objects
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I need a maglight
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: or a baseball bat
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: what else do you have in your house?
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: Do you have guns?
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I have no guns.
-=|CT|=- atatme: no guns
-=|CT|=- atatme: two swords
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: There's a dog here. She might b e helpful.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: Or zombie dog.
-=|CT|=- atatme: i have a crutch right next to me
-=|CT|=- atatme: she would let you know
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: but like
-=|CT|=- atatme: there was incoming
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: do you stab the zombie?
-=|CT|=- atatme: dogs = advanced warning system
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: cause that won't do shit
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: and it's not like that sword can cut through bone
-=|CT|=- atatme: stab in the eye
-=|CT|=- atatme: straight to brain
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: nahhhh
-=|CT|=- atatme: peace zombie
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: you need to blow up the brain
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: not just poke it
-=|CT|=- atatme: boke it?
-=|CT|=- atatme: 6 inches of steel through your brain would be pretty drastic on your ability to function
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: yeah
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: my abilities
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: but a zombies?
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: they're already fucked
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: most of their brains are exposed/fucked up
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I don't think a single stab in the brain would take one out
-=|CT|=- atatme: i don't think you understand th emaount of brain penetration im talking here
-=|CT|=- atatme: im not giving him a love tap
-=|CT|=- atatme: i want the sword to be as close to coming out of the back of his head as i can make it
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: swords are like an inch
-=|CT|=- atatme: guaranteed i make it at least half way
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I feel like you need to shred the brain into atleast like 20-30 pieces
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: to kill a zombie
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: you live a fe winches of brain
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: that fucker is still alive
-=|CT|=- atatme: you just need to sever the brain's ability to communicate with the body
-=|CT|=- atatme: fucking the neck up would probably be the best option
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: but it would take like
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: 10 whacks
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: to take out the neck
-=|CT|=- atatme: you don't have to go all the way through it
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I feel
-=|CT|=- atatme: just disrupt the nerves to the point that they can't relay information
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: it's a fucking zombie!
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: are nerves still doing things?
-=|CT|=- atatme: relaying information
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: there's no reason for it to be alive in the first place
-=|CT|=- atatme: they have to be doing that for anything to happen
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: Okay.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I guess it's Zombies as undead vs Zombies as infected insane humans
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: If we're discussing the latter, then a sword may be effective
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: but I feel like you need some sword skills
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I've never held a sword in my life.
-=|CT|=- atatme: i have
-=|CT|=- atatme: although i wouldnt call myself skilled
-=|CT|=- atatme: i am more than confident that i could slay a mindless beast
-=|CT|=- atatme: and i consider only infected human scenario to be realistic
-=|CT|=- atatme: literally the undead
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: but if it's someone dead
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: who comes back to life
-=|CT|=- atatme: then more difficult
-=|CT|=- atatme: but anything that keeps them away from me
-=|CT|=- atatme: i wold consider a bonus
-=|CT|=- atatme: they have reach
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I just think you'd hit one person with the sword
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: it sinks in
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: you're trying to pull it out
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: and zombie #2 dominates you
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: right in the anus.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: cause there's never one zombie
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: not when it matters
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: unless the sword is wicked s harp.
-=|CT|=- atatme: sure
-=|CT|=- atatme: thats why i said only 1 zombie
-=|CT|=- atatme: id plan on acquiring a gun quickly
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: but then you have to deal with ammunition
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: Yeah.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I'm fucked.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I'm just gonna read reddit till they show up
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: maybe smoke some weed
-=|CT|=- atatme: lmao
-=|CT|=- atatme: well
-=|CT|=- atatme: way to really fight it
-=|CT|=- atatme: im gonna set up the new human colony in montana
-=|CT|=- atatme: all cts are welcome to join if they make it to me
-=|CT|=- atatme: but if you got bit
-=|CT|=- atatme: we are gonna tie you up and watch you
-=|CT|=- atatme: with shotguns
-=|CT|=- atatme: and the moment you turn into a zombie
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I agree
-=|CT|=- atatme: we shoot you in the fucking face
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: that is bullshit
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: but then again
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I'd be that guy who doesn't tell you
-=|CT|=- atatme: no
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: Just hide that shit
-=|CT|=- atatme: we fully strip search you
-=|CT|=- atatme: the moment you arrive
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: wow.
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: wow, dude.
-=|CT|=- atatme: i am not letting some selfish ass hole
-=|CT|=- atatme: ruin my zombie settlement
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: Maybe I don't want to live in this colony.
-=|CT|=- atatme: thats fine
-=|CT|=- atatme: get eaten by zombies instead
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I'm going to a colony without invasive body searches.
-=|CT|=- atatme: cool
-=|CT|=- atatme: that will be the one that dies
-=|CT|=- atatme: to a selfish ass hole
-=|CT|=- atatme: who tells no one
-=|CT|=- atatme: and you all get eaten
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: what if it's a 28 days later situation
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: and some blood drips into their eyes from a raven
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: you're still fucked
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: and you stripped searched a ton of people
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: for shame.
-=|CT|=- atatme: oh well at least we tried
-=|CT|=- atatme: and if its that easy
-=|CT|=- atatme: then we take precautionary measures
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: underground fortress?
-=|CT|=- atatme: basically
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: nice.
-=|CT|=- atatme: just keep building expansions onto the house
-=|CT|=- atatme: all people outdoors on wall defense wear protective suits
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: yeah, I wouldn't get this far still.
-=|CT|=- atatme: (i am talking about a large isolated house that is owned by nony's parents)
-=|CT|=- atatme: oh believe in yourself a bit
-=|CT|=- atatme: the hard part would be getting out of the city
-=|CT|=- atatme: if you pull that off
-=|CT|=- atatme: the rest would be easier
-=|CT|=- atatme: would just need to acquire a means for transportation
-=|CT|=- atatme: and get to montana
-=|CT|=- atatme: while trying to avoide any other cities

Berry Punch · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:45 am Post subject:

I can obtain seaworthy craft and military-grade weapons, I just need to do a bit of key hunting and hopefully have a decent weapon to search with.

Danger!!! · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:51 am Post subject:

Who the hell is going to read all that, atatme? It's like the walliest wall of text ever.

atatme · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:31 pm Post subject:

I re-read it. Apparently kirov did too

Eugene · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:37 pm Post subject:

Atat is just trying to get us all naked...sicko.

Courier · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:50 pm Post subject: Re: Zombies

atatme wrote:

-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: I just think you'd hit one person with the sword
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: it sinks in
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: you're trying to pull it out
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: and zombie #2 dominates you
-=|CT|=- Danger!!!: right in the anus.

-=|CT|=- atatme: we fully strip search you
-=|CT|=- atatme: the moment you arrive

Just when you thought you could avoid being violated...

tru.pairadocs · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:06 pm Post subject:

Courier you posted in the wrong thread, I think you meant to post in the "Join Us" section Wink

Courier wrote:

Just when you thought you could avoid being violated...

On a more serious note yeah... there's no escape, ever.
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G_Gunner · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:25 am Post subject:

Who doesn't have guns..... I mean in a full on zombie Apocalypse i plan on adding a gun to my prosthetic... And who needs nony's parents house i will go to the woods country boy can survive lol. And lastly i would travel to Montana shoot atat in the leg and leave him for the zombies.

SD TR!G · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:47 pm Post subject:

i might be able to kill a zombie child with my .22 rifle